Topic: If I Can't Merge in Zelda U, what's the point?

In fact, if I can't merge in real life, why wouldn't I just keep playing A Link Between Worlds? Your thoughts.

...? What is this merge you speak of? You're confusing me... o.o

...oh, I get it. Merge... of course you can't merge in real life... but if you could... um... idk. This is still weird, lol.

Pretty sure he's talking about the A Link Between Worlds painting merging.

Some people have a couple hearts

Just ask Dick Cheney.

In Legend of Zelda, you get rupees from breaking stuff in people's houses. In real life, you get arrested for breaking stuff in people's houses

In LoZ, you get attack by the dead, ghosts, and spirits. But in real life, you should let them rest in peace.

in loz, you go on a huge quest to rid the land of evil. in real life you sit on the sofa, pretending your going on a huge quest to rid the land of evil.

Loz>Real life

just kiddin, real lifes cool.

In LoZ, if you slash at a chicken with a sword, the chicken will get angry and a mob of his friends will come attack you until you're dead. In real life, the chicken would probably just die and the rest of the chickens would be too stupid to realize anything was going on.

in Zelda there's a Magical Cap that talks with you in real there are gangsters with caps that steal from you.
in Zelda you can teporally fly by jumping from a hill while holding a chicken, in real life you'll fall like a rock a get your hand filled with scratches from the chicken's talons.
in Zelda an average joe from the countryside that had a laid back peaceful life can easily get stronger and more brave than knights that dedicated their whole lives to the kingdom, in real life it doesn't happen.
in Zelda you can't really play tennis in real life you can.
yeah I chose real life just because of tennis...

you can always take up fishing, its the link between worlds.

In Zelda you can beat Ganon (Oot) with a bottle

I'm doing slashing gestures with my 3DS to use my sword in ALBW, but it doesn't work! It worked in Skyward Sword!

Merge with Zelda... Oh how horrible my mind works...

....This thread...it confuses me.

In Zelda you can knock an energy ball back with a bug net

Or the Doctor, but he's not technically a person.

in Zelda the Princess can also be kind of a Ninja!

In Zelda people all go, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" or "HYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" or even "TOOOEYAAAH!", but in real life they all go, "Hey" or ""HYYYYAAAAHHH!"

In Zelda you... Oh whatever just forget it.

in Zelda you have talking problems but for some strange reason everyone knows what you want to talk about even if you only say "yes", "no" and(rarely) some really short phrases.