Topic: What does your bot do?

Machu is my bot.

My robot would go to work for me when I don't feel like it, and it would play games with me when my friends aren't around. Which is pretty much never, these days.

My robot would be programmed to love until a horrible glitch occured and it became a harbinger of the robopocalypse.

My Sylver-Bot would be able to do many things (including a version of a legit Nintendo Points Code generator licensed by Nintendo.... that I would have to pay for.....but at a discount! )

My bot would make organic food.

My robot would do whatever I tell it to do, and if i have nothing for it to do, then it can do anything it wants(except for running away because then i would destroy it and build another one).My robot is also a ninja with an afro that can juggle a dinosaur while doing a handstand in the middle of the ocean.Yeah...it can do all that stuff.

My robot would cause chaos in the universe.

H.O.L.Y.M.A.C.: Handcrafted Operational Lifeform Yearning for Masterful Assassination and Calculation
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It also teaches pilates and oven-roasts chicken every Sunday.

My bot would play any game I put in it and clean the house while fending off space pirates and metroids.

My robot would make me joints whenever the need arose and would have morning,afternoon and nighttime strength settings.He'd also have a built in ashtray and a built in keg so he/she? could pull me a nice pint at my command. He'd also provide me with sweet/savory munchies. Oh yeah, Luigibot would be awesome I wants one