Topic: This or That.

Meta Knight
Nintendo Life or some other forum
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@StarBoy91: The Princess.

@KirbyMaster: Nintendo Life.

Power Suit or Zero Suit?

Power Suit

Baby Metroid or Metroid Spawn [Super Metroid]?

Metroid Spawn.

Peanut Butter and Jelly or Ham and Cheese?

Ham and Cheese.

Xbox Ninja Gaiden or NES Ninja Gaiden?

NES Ninja Gaiden.

Mimi or Dimentio?

Dimentio.

The X-Nauts or the Shadow Sirens?

That's tough, but I'll go with the X-Nauts.

Camping or Murder-Suicide Grenading?

Camping

Famous or Infamous?

Famous.

Pet Rocks or Beanie Babies?

Beanie Babies

Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?

Mickey Mouse (he is epic, after all).

Sylvester or Tweety?

Tweety "I tought I taw a putty tat!"

Spongebob Squarepants or Patrick Star?

SpongeBob (as long as it's the one from Seasons 1-3)

Tom or Jerry?

Tom & Jerry

Yosemite Sam or Elmer Fudd?

Elmer Fudd.

Backloggery or NL?

Nintendo Life.

Giving sarcastic remarks to trolls or deleting trolls?

Both, in that order (I had fun, but I wish they hadn't deleted him so fast. I was typing a come-back!).

Torturing trolls or maiming trolls?

Torturing trolls.

Car or truck?

Car.

Bill Gates or Steve Jobs?