Topic: This or That.

100 blood thirsty first graders, seeing as how numbers overweigh anyone with skill. (Plus fighting children isn't okay.)

Shin Megami Tensei V or Persona 5?

10 hours of johny johny yes papa.

10 hours of Coconut Mall

Or

10 hours of Rainbow Road Mario Kart 8 ?

Coconut Mall. At least that has plenty of nooks and crannies to explore.

From Pokémon:
Huntail or Gorebyss?

Holding breath. I am built like a T-Rex: really strong legs, noodle arms by comparison.

Pokemon Shiny Hunting: full odds or shiny charm? (Yes, this is absolutely influenced by me getting a Shiny Articuno in SwSh)

Full odds I guess since I haven't played Legends Arceus.

Street Fighter or King of Fighters ?

Uncomfortably cold.

Celcius or Fahrenheit ?

Pop'n Music since I can play with 5 buttons option for the easiest way.

Fashion magazine or Sport magazine ?

Dad jokes for the rest of your life.

MAX 300

Or

MAX 360

Max 360 is too fast, I prefer Max 300.

Official Switch Controllers or 3rd Party Controllers?

Third party, especially after my limited edition Smash Bros Pro Controller randomly broke.

Joy Cons or N64 controller?
Both are very fragile and bad controllers, so I'm fine either way.

Joy-Con.

GB/GBC or GBA Switch Online? (Which do you prefer and which do you think will happen first, if ever?)

Triggered? Lol. I wasn't the biggest fan of them at first, but I now love them both as I have come to appreciate deep sea live in more recent years. I totally understand why people wouldn't like their designs though. They're hardly top-shelf.

I haven't said this out loud in a while, but I think I tend to pronounce it like the cleaning product "Jif" (which I have just learned is originally called "Cif" as per the French, and I was aware that this is also the spelling in Turkey).

Do you like your chocolate bars with...
Crunchy honeycomb or a smooth rose-flavoured centre?

Chocolate bar with Crunchy honeycomb.

Japanese exclusive games or PAL exclusive games ?

Japanese exclusives.

Waiting patiently for a localisation or playing through a sought--after foreign-language game without knowing the language?

Flat Earthers I guess.

Getting high or getting drunk?

Curing cancer (Mo money mo problems)

Super Mario Galaxy 1 or 2?

Mario Galaxy 1

Futbol or Football?

Futbol is what it's called in Turkish, so I'm good either way.

Aeroplane omelettes or sandwiches?

Sandwiches.

Beethoven or Mozart ? (Their classic musics)

Mozart (Symphony No. 40 allegro ist my favourite)

Movie Soundtrack or Game Soundtrack (Preference)