Topic: Three Word Story 2: The Sequel!

It's a game!

RULES:

• Continue the story using only 3 words, no more.
• Your post must follow the current sentence grammatically. The whole story should be readable from start to finish.
• But you can make the story go in any way you wish! We can have some random, funny and unexpected twists and turns when we're all contributing.
• You may not double post - you must let at least one other person reply before you can post again.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Once upon a
Person 2: dreary morning there
Person 3: lived a man
Person 4: named Bob who
Person 5: liked Nintendo. He
Person 6: bought three dozen
Person 7: cookies for his
...And so on.

So let's get started!

Once upon a

balogna planet's moon

Once upon a
balogna planet's moon
Swiket, Apple CEO

shot himself repeatedly

in the foot.

Then he proceded

to use his

I've never seen "3 word story" titled in that silly way.

We already had one of these worthless threads before, it got locked, hopefully this one will swiftly meet the same fate.

paperclip to open

his chest for

matrix of leadership

Then a butt

of a guitar

created a hammer

that became a
[I miss Tails' Three Word Story thread ]

tool of destruction

Then the disease

spread through muffins

This is basically ripping off Tails86's 3 Word Story, which was not locked but accidentely deleted (the mods were trying to delete one post, but a server error caused the topic to be deleted). Mods, please lock this rip-off topic.

and killed Bill!