Topic: The Nintendo Life 2010 Alien Invasion

Preparation for this darstadly attack is underway! We need the N.L.A.A.B.K. force to get recruitments A.S.A.P.! (That is, Nintendo Life Association of Alien Butt-Kicking.) Details of the attack preparation are below.

Firstly, anybody who wants to kick alien butt must be taught the ways of Alien Hand-to-Hand Combat. I've put in a quick session of training below.

Secondly, to really fend against these evil creatures, we need a few weapons! Each N.L.A.A.B.K. soldier will receive these:

Alien bomb pods, gas pods and custard pods. Yes, custard.

Plus, a specialised alien ray. The best thing to do with this ray is to aim it at the opponent's head. Aim this up your behind instead, and get uncurable diarrhea until you're 80.

For shelter, we'll need somewhere safe and sturdy. I've found just the place to give us protection in our time of need: an underground cabin.

Pretty cheap off Aliens4Death. I also looked around for a specialised shelter for our dear lz2010, and found this.

I hope you like it, lz!

And last but not least, for food, we shall be living of water from the kitchen tap of the cabin, and these:

That's all the specifications for the alien attacks, so wait for the command signal for attack leave. ...

ATTACK!

Uh.. I don't know what to say...

Like the originality. I approve of this thread.

"Hay Whats the color of there insides?" "I dont know but it sure an't Red"

I'll join. /me blasts aliens head off

I need a Weapon!

AHEM!
_{Technically I'm an alien >:3}

Oh that's a good one.

It'll just fly over all the meaningless aliens and take out their leader. Which will destroy their entire civilization.

Good job. Thread over.

I'm bringing some of my own food.

All I need is this to kill aliens:

TRAITOR!!!!

I'd recommend installing these in the testing facility part of the bunker:

Notice: We have just been delivered fifty crates of back-up weapons from our N.L.A.A.B.K. headquarters on Saturn.

Get out there, soldiers, and...

KICK SOME ALIEN BUTT!

_{'Cos that's what N.L.A.A.B.K. is all about.}

I for one welcome our new masters, and will enjoy watching as you all become enslaved to The Purpose.

HA! You and What army?

This one!! >:3

OOH!

I'll take a starman, I'll just run through the aliens!

_{I could woop them with Ike >:3}

Let's destroy some alien scum (as long as it's not Zim though; he's hilarious!)! I'll cease fire on irken004, though. His army of transforming robots will flatten me like a pancake!

And here i thought we ... umm, i mean they ... were keeping our invasion plans wrapped up tight! Damn Fifth Column. JOHN MAY DOES NOT LIVE!

^{We are of peace. Always. Until we eat you.}

The armour for the soldiers has just been upgraded. All soldiers ordered to change into these security-safe suits. For the personal protection of themselves.