Topic: The IGN Story generator

Should Zelda be a flight simulator?
Hmmm....
Should Devil May Cry be a pet simulator?
What Epic Mickey could learn from GoldenEye.
How manchildren could increase Animal Crossing's popularity.
XD

Should Call of Duty be a racing game?
^^^ that was my favourite :')
and this... How loading screens could increase Angry Birds's popularity.

How thighs could increase Wii Music's popularity.

Also; "How babes could increase MineSweeper's popularity."

"Top 10 moistest Easter Eggs in gaming"

Ahem.

Is IGN a Kinectimals for adults?

Should Doshin the Giant be a sports game?

this is the best thing I've seen in a long time

"Should Wii Fit be 60 fps?"

"Should Guitar Hero be a cooking game?"

"Top Ten baldest thighs in videogames." <- O.o

"Is Duke Nukem Forever a Resident Evil for adults?"
Yes, yes it is.

"Top Ten ugliest monsters in videogames."
I'm certain that's just an actual IGN article.

"Top Ten moistest crates in videogames."
...

"How load times could increase Sonic's popularity."
This explains Sonic 06.

"Should Dead Space be a breeding simulator?"
This would be awesome.

"What Kinectimals could learn from Minesweeper."
REFRESH
"What Splosion Man could learn from Kinectimals"

"Is Tony Hawk a Rocket Slime for adults?"
That would also be awesome!

"Should Rapelay be a flight simulator?"
GLORIOUS

I demand an article for everything mentioned in this thread.

"Top Ten most boring load times in videogames"

"Is Red Dead Redemption a Farmville for adults?"
"Top Ten coolest carbon rods in videogames."
"How bananas could increase Castlevania's popularity."
"Top Ten funniest love stories in videogames."
"What Tomb Raider could learn from Dragon Quest."
"What Farmville could learn from Tomb Raider."
"What Wii Fit could learn from casual games."
"Is Gran Turismo a Catherine for adults?"

"What casual games could learn from Resident Evil."

Instant bookmark.

Is LittleBigPlanet a Final Fantasy Versus XIII for adults?

Should Sin & Punishment be 60 fps?
Should Brain Training be a button masher?

Is Killer 7 an Animal Crossing for adults?
Is Crackdown a Doshin the Giant for adults?

Top Ten most hardcore love stories in videogames.

AND THE BEST YET!!!! (No longer the best)

How loading screens could increase Guitar Hero's popularity.

EDIT: This is the best so far, imo.

"How credit card information could increase Facebook games's popularity."

Is No More Heroes a Uncharted for adults?
What Gears of War could learn from Scott Pilgrim.
Top Ten most moneyhatted minigame collections in videogames.
Top Ten best bananas in videogames.
Should Shenmue be a trivia game?
Top Ten ugliest screen resolutions in videogames.
Should IGN be a pet simulator? <= I'd play it.

Is Tony Hawk a Final Fantasy Versus XIII for adults?

Should La Mulana be a tech demo? < "should?"

Top Ten most Oscar-worthy carbon rods in videogames.

Should Brain Training be outlawed?

Should Mega Man be a first person shooter?

How balls could increase Pet Vet's popularity. < Aha.. ahem.

What Imagine: Babyz could learn from God of War.

What Mario could learn from Sonic. < Hahaha

How space marines could increase Mario's popularity.

Top 10 Most Irresponsible Swords in Videogames

What Duke Nukem Forever could learn from Mario. Eat mushrooms!
Is Gears of War a LittleBigPlanet for adults? No.
Should iOS games be a kart racer? ^lolwut
Is Sin & Punishment a Rapelay for adults? I'm not even gonna ask...

Should NBA Jam be a Party Game?

"Top Ten most streamlined soldiers in videogames."

"How friends could increase Halo's popularity."

"Top Ten creepiest game-breaking bugs in videogames."

"Top Ten sexiest crates in videogames."

"How love interests could increase Sonic's popularity."

"Should every other game be a thing of the past?"

"Should Pokemon be a racing game?"

"Should Gears of War be destroyed?"

"Should Guitar Hero be an open world game?"

"Should GoldenEye be a cooking game?"

Best link ever.

Ladies and gentlemen we have bingo:

How monsters could increase Dragon Quest's popularity.

Should Farmville be outlawed?

Yes.

Edit: Here's an even better one:

What La Mulana could learn from hardcore games.