Topic: The Funny Random Things of Life

Has anyone noticed there are some funny parodies in this world? e.g. How a fight between dogs is called a cockfight, yet a fight between aerial planes is called a dog fight. Or how pizza comes in a square box.

Not much, I know, but any other things like these anybody notices?
_{I know. I haz no life.}

Or how general gets flooded with nonsense topics.

Um....Ooh! I got one!

Pie is a circle.

And Pi is used in many formulas to find the circumference of a circle, the area of a (section of a) circle, or the volume or surface area of a sphere.

There has to be a connection.

Its funny how anything titled funny is rarely ever actually funny, random type threads getting locked now that's comedy.

OH SHI-

Wait,
π²

Pie is a circle...
_{wow people must not have a life these days}

Wtf, I thought Pi was food?

...

Elephants are gray.
That's random!
Because normally our skin isn't gray
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

/me waits for comments

Or, like how hamburgers are made out of beef? What a hilarious parody.

Can't say I've heard of that one. A cockfight is usually a fight between chickens (i.e. "cocks")

Yeah I've never heard of a dog fight being called a cockfight :/

Actually, a cockfight is not between chickens either, it's a fight between roosters.

Cock fights can happen a whole lot more if your starter Pokemon is a Torchic.

I'm here. I was promised funny. wtf!

Ok here goes:
-If "pro" and "con" are opposites, then shouldn't the opposite of progress be Congress?
-If a kid resists going to sleep at nap time, shouldn't he be guilty of resisting a rest?
-Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?
-How can something be "new" AND "improved"? If it's "new", what was it improving on?
-Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables? (the more you eat, the more you toot)
-If milk goes bad when it isn't refrigerated, why doesn't it go bad if the cow isn't refrigerated?
-Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
-Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
-If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
-Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
-Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
-Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
-If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
-Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
-Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
-Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
-If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
-If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, shouldn't girls with one leg work at IHOP?

All stolen from the interweb ofc. If only I were this clever...