Topic: The Chit-Chat Thread

i love mc donalds.
but happy meals are too small portions for a vampire hunter like me. happy meals need bigger boexes.
i mean boxes.
i mean boexes.

i know were not supposed to promote our stuff up in here and ima let you finish, but ive got a few cars for sale...
runs fine, needs new window but has new ac:

no battery but new paint job, fast car:

heres a real gas saver right here. if horsepower is yer thing than look no further.
but really cowpower:

you need commercial vehicle? weve got yer money maker right here:

Those are tempting, I've always wanted my own Furari

The second one would be a good demolition derby candidate.

@Meowpheel
I want a pet, but I'm absolutely forbidden of having one as long as I live with my mom. The only thing she allows me to have is Nintendogs, not even a Tamagotchi.

@Luna_110 move to BCS, Mexico. We have tons of space for pets here.

hi
(my 1st ever post! ((for this site that is)))

@Luna_110
That Nintendogs part cracked me up.

Here's a song to get you all into that feel-good summertime mood:

And for those of us who are in wintertime?

...And those of us who live in Florida?

Just keep listening to the song and eventually it'll be summertime for you

No no, let's add winter music for those in winter.

For Florida...

And now I feel loved!

Northern Hemisphere rules, Southern Hemisphere drools!

the other day i was at a restaurant.
i ordered the chicken fried steak but i started off with a quail appetizer wrapped in bacon.
the guy at the table next to me decided to tell me that quail causes gas problems and said when you fart it will smell like quail. i tend to surround myself around knowledgeable people so he definitely had my attention by this point. by the end of the conversation i was left with a bit more to be desired. the need to know more. i mean, lets turn it around here for a second. so what does it smell like when a quail farts?
do they fart in the first place? what im trying to say is whenever it smells like quail the chances are pretty high someone in that room ate some quail. you have an opportunity to say "hey you had quail didnt you?"
when they ask how did you know, you can pass the knowledge to them and so fourth. its the gift that keeps on giving.

If you're interested in foods that change bodily smells, try asparagus.

Without getting into specifics, I can say this is definitely a true statement.

watches that memory parasite infestation episode on R&M
Well that was...confusing. lol

I had to hiatus due to laptop deciding to just press the f button on itself, and just when I was about to post some typing I did that was over 1,000 words........But now I got a new laptop that is powerful enough to rev up editing software, so maybe, jusssssssst maybe, I can rev up videos again about MY LEG, since @SheldonRandoms will become the next kangaroo pirate king hakage of the tenkaichi budokai!

Also for foods that change bodily smells, drink cactus juice, because it'll quench ya, and nothing's quencher it's the quenchiest, but after drinking a lot of it, let's just say you'll have to try THESE at home kids to learn MOAR, or, go to your local place of books where they at.