YAY FOR NINTENDOLIFE, THE WEBSITE IN WHICH I SPEND MORE HOURS A DAY THAN ANY OTHER!
BTW, WHAT DOES IMO MEAN? ITS KIND OF AN LOL THING THAT I WT@# OVER RIGHT NOW...AND YES, I EVEN CENSOR L33T-SPEAK! I DON'T LIKE SWEARING IN ANY FORM, SO LMA, OK? LMA IS LEAVE ME ALONE, BTW...AND BTW IS BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY...ROFL
@Atomic Wii Man: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IMO MEANS! THAT'S ALL!
AND NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY RANDOMLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM...
PEPPY: WOW, WE GET TO GO ON HOLIDAY TO ZONESS...THAT TROPICAL PARADISE IS UNDER SIEGE FROM ANDROSS' FORCES, AND GENERAL PEPPER APPOINTS US TO DEFEND ITS CLEAR ISLAND WATERS...
SLIPPY: WAIT...QUEENSLAND IS ON ZONESS? I THOUGHT IT WAS ON THAT DISTANT PLANET IN THE CORNERIAN ARCHIVES...DIRT, OR SOIL, OR MUD, OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED...
FOX: YOU MEAN EARTH?
SLIPPY: NO, THAT'S NOT IT...
PEPPY: WE SHOULD BE ENTERING ZONESS AIR SPACE RIGHT...ABOUT...N-
SLIPPY: ...PEPPY? WHY DID YOU STOP SPEAKING?
PEPPY: TH-THAT CAN'T BE THE TROPICAL PARADISE OF ZONESS!
FOX: WHY NOT, PEP?
PEPPY: ZONESS IS COVERED IN BEAUTIFUL BLUE OCEANS...THAT PLANET IS COVERED IN GREEN MUCK!
FALCO: HEY, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE! ROB TOOK IN MY ARWING FOR REPAIRS, BECAUSE SOME FIBOID WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS...SLIPPY...DECIDED I WAS AN ENEMY SHIP!
SLIPPY: WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR WINGS WERE FLAPPING AROUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE BUTTERFLY-THINGIES THAT SHOOTS FUZZY RAINBOW TWINKLY-LIGHTS!
FALCO: I WAS BARREL-ROLLING BECAUSE YOU WERE FIRING AT ME, YOU DOLT!
SLIPPY: AND THOSE GREEN BEAMS SHOOTING OUT FROM YOU WERE JUST AN ACCIDENT THEN?
FALCO: THOSE WERE YOUR LASER BEAMS BOUNCING OFF MY SHIP! IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BARREL-ROLL!
PEPPY: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT PLEASE? HOW IN THE NAME OF MY GREAT AUNTS FLOPSY AND MOPSY CAN THIS BE ZONESS?
FALCO: OH, DIDN'T YOU GUYS GET THE MEMO? ANDROSS TURNED THIS PLACE INTO A TOXIC WASTE DUMP.
PEPPY: WHAT?! I WAS GOING TO BRING MY DAUGHTER LUCY HERE FOR VACATION! IT WAS MY CHANCE TO BOND WITH HER AS A FATHER! NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO...?
FOX: I HEAR FORTUNA IS NICE THIS TIME OF STELLAR CYCLE.
SLIPPY: BRR! TOO COLD FOR ME!
FALCO: BUT FORTUNA HAS THE PERFECT CLIMATE FOR A FIBOID LIKE YOU! IT'S A LUSH PARADISE WITH HUMIDITY AND DINOSAURS THAT WOULD LIKELY EAT YOU IF THEY FOUND YOU! SEE, EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!
SLIPPY: NO, FORTUNA WOULD LIKELY KILL ANY DINOSAURS THAT WOULD GO THERE WITH THAT ICE AGE IT'S HAVING. I THINK YOU MEAN THAT DINOSAURS COME FROM DINOSAUR PLANET! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, FAL-COOOO!
FALCO: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, FIBOID! THE FROZEN PLANET IS CALLED FICHINA! FI...CHI...NA!
SLIPPY: OH, YOU AVIOIDS AND YOUR WACKY ACCENTS! WELL, IN MY RACE, IT'S PRONOUNCED FORE...CHOO...NAH! LIKE FOUR PIECES OF FISH FROM ZO- OH, SORRY, PEPPY!
FALCO: I GIVE UP! I REALLY DO!
PEPPY: ACTUALLY, LUCY'S ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE FICHINA. SHE WANTS TO GO SKIING THERE SOMETIME. I'LL TAKE HER TO FICHINA INSTEAD! THANKS YOU GUYS!
SLIPPY: FORE...CHOO...NAAAAAAAAH!
FALCO: I'M OUTTA HERE! LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU BEAT THE BOSS FOR THE QUADRILLIONTH TIME!
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk." CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
SLIPPY: WHAT?! WE HAVE TO GO TO SOLAR?! THAT'S SO STUPID!
TODAY'S STAR FOX GAG HAS BEEN CANCELLED...
SLIPPY: YOU TAKE THAT BACK FALCO!
AHEM...TODAY'S STAR FOX GAG HAS BEEN CANCELLED!
SLIPPY: MAN, I'M ALREADY FEELING THE HEAT! FOX, HOW MUCH LONGER TILL WE FIND THE BIO-WEAPON?
OH, FOR CRYING OUT...TODAY'S STAR FOX GAG HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!!
SLIPPY: THREE HOURS? OF THIS HEAT AND FALCO'S CONSTANT INSULTS! I CAN'T LAST THAT LONG!
IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK...TODAY'S STAR FOX GAG HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? CANCELLED!!!!
SLIPPY: ENEMY SHIELD ANALYSED!
HAHAHA...I LOVE IT WHEN HE SAYS THAT! NONETHELESS, TODAY'S STAR FOX GAG HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!!
SLIPPY: FALCO, WILL YOU STOP GOING ON ABOUT 'TODAY'S STAR FOX GAG HAS BEEN CANCELLED'? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
FALCO: WELL...AH, I'M JUST MESSIN' WITH YA!
SLIPPY: OH. FAIR ENOUGH...
FOX: JUST ONE MORE SHOT, AND...
SLIPPY: YES! YOU DID IT!
FOX: I HAVEN'T EVEN FIRED YET!
PSHEW! PSHEW!
SLIPPY: UH...YES! YOU DID IT!
PEPPY: NOW LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! THIS COCKPIT IS BEGINNIN' TO SMELL LIKE A STEAK RESTAURANT!
FOX: WAIT, YOU KNOW THE DRILL! ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT!
PEPPY: TO REPEAT WHAT I SAID, THIS COCKPIT IS BEGINNIN' TO SMELL LIKE A STEAK RESTAURANT!
SLIPPY: WE NOW BRING YOU BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED STAR FOX GAG!
FALCO: NOPE, THE GAG'S PRETTY MUCH WRAPPED-UP FOR TODAY!
SLIPPY: SHEESH, FALCO, YOU TOO?
FALCO: WHAT THE CRUD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SLIPPY: THERE YA GO!
FALCO: LET ME REPHRASE THAT...WHAT THE CRUD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SLIPPY: ENEMY SHIELD ANALYSED!
FALCO: WHAT...OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO MESS WITH ME! GOOD TRY, SLIP!
FOX: SEEMS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T REPEATED MYSELF MYSELF. OH, SORRY GUYS, MY COM-LINK'S MALFUNCTIONING CTIONING! I'LL GET ROB TO LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT!
SLIPPY: NOW LET'S HEAD FOR HOME, AKA GREAT FOX A GREAT FOX!
FOX: AWW, THANKS SLIP ANKS SLIP!
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk." CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
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