This thread would make a fantastic drinking game. Pardon me while I have root beer y'all.
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Taiko is good for the soul, Hoisa!
Japanese NNID:RyuNiiyamajp
Team Cupcake! 11/15/14
Team Spree! 4/17/19
I'm a Dream Fighter. Perfume is Love, Perfume is Life.
3DS Friend Code: 3737-9849-8413 | Nintendo Network ID: RyuNiiyama
"I'm not bringing my game to Switch because when I was young I was picked on for saying James Pond is better than Mario.I vowed at the time to never touch a stupid Nintendo console for the rest of my life and 25 years later I never have.That's actually the real reason as to why I got into game development, so I could make great games and not bring them to Nintendo consoles,to make that nasty fan base jealous. It's my way of revenge!One day I'm going to release a game that will be better than stupid Mario and even James Pond 1 and 2 and it will release on every single device out there except for Nintendo. It's my ultimate goal."
(That would seriously have me scratching my head... like uh, docked mode! Hello! No different than any other console you fungus!)
Or.
Our game won't work on Switch because...
Switch doesn't read discs
because...
it's not black enough- 7/10 too much color
because...
we were paid not to
because...
we don't actually care about making more money, or growing our fanbase, or bringing our franchise more recognition, we just care about making ENOUGH money with a large ENOUGH fanbase and having ENOUGH recognition, and only on platforms which we and others aren't perpetually attempting to ostracize for internet cred
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"We can't bring our game because since we're so bad at compression, the game file doesn't fit in an standard game card and we don't want to pay for a bigger one."
"We can't bring our game because we released Unreal demos for money on Wii U and Nintendo didn't give us a dev kit for free, so they suck and its all their fault."
"We can't bring our game because we can't do a dirty, straight port and because optimization would take money from our potential profit".
"We can't port our game to switch because retro graphics are too much! Nintendo knows nothing about 16 bit."
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Taiko is good for the soul, Hoisa!
Japanese NNID:RyuNiiyamajp
Team Cupcake! 11/15/14
Team Spree! 4/17/19
I'm a Dream Fighter. Perfume is Love, Perfume is Life.
3DS Friend Code: 3737-9849-8413 | Nintendo Network ID: RyuNiiyama
"we don't actually care about making more money, or growing our fanbase, or bringing our franchise more recognition"
"My game isn't coming to the Switch because I'm butthurt that my mediocre game didn't sell as much as I would like on the previous system."
Let's be honest there is only one reason for most of the developers that don't bring their games to Nintendo consoles, maybe they don't even want to admit it to themselves but they would look bad compared to Nintendo games, they know it and don't want to deal with it.
I don't think the "recognition" would get many of those games would be that good lol I don't think the fanbase would grow that much in most of the cases
I used to be a ripple user like you, then I took The Arrow in the knee
@LuckyLand (The thread is meant to be fun and poking jokes at stuff like not enough buttons did you not get that memo? We are trying to come up with the stupidest excuses)
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"Calm down, sir! It isn't coming to the Switch because our game - 'Hopscotch' - isn't a computer game! ..now, would you mind leaving the store, you're upsetting the children!"
@BLP_Software I just wanted to clearly point out how much they are scared of a direct comparison with Nintendo games because I find it really laughable and since this thread is meant to be funny laughs are ok I think lol
I used to be a ripple user like you, then I took The Arrow in the knee
"We can't bring our game because since we're so bad at compression, the game file doesn't fit in an standard game card and we don't want to pay for a bigger one."
This reminds me of that GameCube game that had a save file so big, you had to use the biggest size of memory card - which wasn't officially released in Europe! Nintendo Official Magazine was not amused. 'Course, I think it was an American football game, so it wasn't exactly going to sell here anyway.
"While we understand that the Switch is selling well currently, we believe that interest in the system will sharply drop once the powerhouse Xbox One X is released."
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