Our game won't work because our engine can't be customized...wait is that DOOM? Uh...there aren't enough buttons! You need 100!
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"Our game can't come to the Switch because the system's internal memory can't support our 40GB-sized save files. You know, even though we're awesome at...what's that word....compression!"
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We decided not to port our games to Switch because there was a bad omen. Last week was a busy one, I was invited to three different parties, the first two parties were very entertaining but the third one sucked, you constantly had to switch dance partners, people stepped on my toes and it was an unpleasant experience. Obviously this was a sign, my team and I deciphered the message, turns out ''third party doesn't work with switch''
My Top 6 games :
1. Dance Dance Revolution series (100)
2. Dragon Quest Builders 2 PS4/Switch (95)
3. The Sims 4 PS4 + All contents (93)
4. Portal Knights PS4 (90)
5. Final Fantasy VIII PS1 (90)
6. Animal Crossing New Leaf: Welcome Amiibo 3DS (89)
Our game won't work on Switch because Bethesda have set the bar for ports unfairly high.
Our game won't work on Switch because - just looking at the size of it - we believe that Nintendo must have used powerful magic in its creation and our boss is a Christian.
Our game won't work on Switch because all of our market research suggests that people will never pay even a slight premium for convenience.
Our game won't work on Switch because - even if it'd possibly run today the console will look really quaint 5 years from now.
Our games won't work on Switch because you have to get Three Talisman from Three Outer Sailor Senshi: Space Sword from Sailor Uranus, Deep Aqua Mirror from Sailor Neptune & Garnet Orb from Sailor Pluto. You must combine those three powers of them to reveal a Holy Grail to make any games working on Switch.
And no need Silence Glaive, because you can destroy Nintendo Switch and Universe.
My Top 6 games :
1. Dance Dance Revolution series (100)
2. Dragon Quest Builders 2 PS4/Switch (95)
3. The Sims 4 PS4 + All contents (93)
4. Portal Knights PS4 (90)
5. Final Fantasy VIII PS1 (90)
6. Animal Crossing New Leaf: Welcome Amiibo 3DS (89)
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Our game won't work on Switch because winter is coming.
We were going to put our game on Switch but then we took an arrow to the knee.
Our game won't work on Switch because we heard acid dripping hippie Nazis are involved with the platform and our ethics department tells us we can't condone such things.
Our game isn't coming to Switch because the staff keeps playing Doom on some tablet thing in the conference room instead of working on it.
Our game won't work on Switch because we heard acid dripping hippie Nazis are involved with the platform and our ethics department tells us we can't condone such things.
Our game won't work on Switch because PewDiePie might stream it.
We can't bring our games to Switch because our games are actually just annual reskins of a 14 year old code base, and that's too old to support Switch. And we can't update the code base because we fired everyone that knew how during the massive wave of layoffs and studio closings when we had to "increase shareholder value." It's our hope that hardware architecture never changes. Ever. At least not until we can emulate the one our code base supports. Which is 14 years old.
Our games won't work on Switch because.... you inserted ps vita cart into Switch.
My Top 6 games :
1. Dance Dance Revolution series (100)
2. Dragon Quest Builders 2 PS4/Switch (95)
3. The Sims 4 PS4 + All contents (93)
4. Portal Knights PS4 (90)
5. Final Fantasy VIII PS1 (90)
6. Animal Crossing New Leaf: Welcome Amiibo 3DS (89)
Our game won't work on Switch because it only runs on PS3s. Literally only PS3s. If you played it on PS4 you're seeing things. The Switch can't run PS3 games, duh!
We're not bringing our game to the Switch, because it will probably sell more than the other versions combined and we don't believe that's fair to the other platforms.
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