Topic: NL's First Annual Mod Race!

Make sure to use these!

I'll put 1,000,000 coins on our good ol' newbe Damien

My deepest sympathy to whoever has to ride the pony in this relentless race of madness.

I'm betting over 9000 coins on James, the fastest mod alive. After all, the mysterious racer always wins.

Actually, a lord still answers under a king, and is therefore not his own boss. Jumpmas is now a Boss, therefore he has been promoted. :3

Hmmmm... Not buying it.

You guys should do this...Mad Libs style.

Example:
And they're off. theblackdragon quickly breaks from the rest of the pack on her amazing, lemonade powered horse and Racer J is right on her tail in his cuddly forest animal powered kart with "Prosody" written on the side. As they near the first turn theblackdragon is clearly setting the tone of this race. Corbeh is way behind, taking it slow and steady in 4th and The Yellow Tyrant Slayer is rounding out 3rd. As they approach the last turn theblackdragon and Racer J are busy fighting for supremacy during a real brutal stretch when suddenly Ant institutes a sitewide lockdown, freezing all NL Staff in their places before starting the race and clearing the finish line, Ant is the winner followed by Racer J who seemed unaffected, but left momentarily to grab a sandwich.

Thread officially dead.

Then why revive it?

He evidently had too many Raise magicites redundantly lying about.