Topic: Nintendo Life Deserted Island Giveaway 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Many years ago, when the old adventurers were still alive and swell on a boat, @SheldonRandoms was fishing, and somehow managed to rev up a machine that had a label on it that said "ice cream maker" from the ocean. "NOICE! I somehow managed to fish......an ice cream maker? How I got that makes perfect sense.......underwater ice cream shop, the line must had reached so far to the bottom, that it grabbed the bikini of this ice cream machine......Huh, a bikini on an ice cream machine? I think i'll wear it!" @SheldonRandoms then took off the bikini from the ice cream machine, and wore it. "If the guys and gals have a problem with this, then that's too bad and they're jelly, I'm one of the top notch fighters here, so I deserve to wear battle ready armor: beach edition!" @SheldonRandoms gleefully said. "Now........to rev it up for some ice cream, but how do I make it work?" @SheldonRandoms questioned, "and if i'm questioning it, does that mean i'm working on a puzzle? I don't know, but it sure reminds me of one!". @SheldonRandoms looked everywhere on the machine, but did not see a button. "I MUST BE ABLE TO FIND THE BUTTON, IF I ASK THEM FOR HELP, THEY'LL THINK I'M NOT SM4RT......LOL!". @SheldonRandoms then decided to take matters into his own paws. "I can summon an army of fish wearing pants in attack mode, or I can use other stuff, but since i'm a kangaroo, i'll just kick it....YEE!" @SheldonRandoms then kicked the machine multiple times, "SWELLRA!SWELLRA!SWELLRA!SWELLRA!SWELLRA!SWELLRA!SWELLRA!", until finally, @SheldonRandoms broke the machine in half. "NOICE!" SheldonRandoms said, but, what he did was really something he'd never think or thought would've happened. Suddenly, a mysterious smoke appeared from out of the machine. "....Wait a minute, it's not even April yet, what's going on!?!" @SheldonRandoms questioned with a somewhat adorable face on (no, really, pinch @SheldonRandom 's cheeks, he's just so kawaii with his face in this part X'D I migh- NO! I did break my leg in this kawaiiness!), "F00l!" shouted the smokey figure. "Do you not know what've you've done!?!". @SheldonRandoms took a minute, and then said "I get asked that a lot, does your saying of it have either true meaning, or are you still as confused as me!?!". The mysterious smokey thing then reached out a smokey arm, and grabbed @SheldonRandoms, who said "CRUD!". The mysterious smoke-E whatever then began to laugh and said, "They trapped me in here many years ago, I was a creature known for ruining vacations on islands, so evil, I know, but thats's <---- They heck happened here!?!?!" @SheldonRandoms then gave a derpy look and said, "Wow, are you really trying to make it seem LIEK EYE NO KNOW HOW 2 SPELT THINGZ, IT AZ MISTKE, GOES ON PLZ!!!". ".....Anyway" continued what's his face with smoke. "My evil is s0o0o0o0o evil, that I have the power to lead away users such as yourself to a false island, they "island" you seek is all but an illusion, which is why I create false ads for many fake islands, drawing away many from the one island.......the one that's the true deserted you seek!". "But whhhhyyyyyy!?!" @SheldonRandoms questioned, "Why would you do this, also, why were you in this machine!?!". "Simple" said Bob, "I was doing it for the lulz, and also because the truth is to be found on the REAL deserted island!!!........Also, uh.....because I knew one of these days, a kangaroo would fish me here, YES! GO WITH THAT!". @SheldonRandoms then turned on his caps lock, "I'M SINGING A SONG, WHICH WON'T BE LONG, BUT FOR THE SINGER WHO IS A GOOF, I WILL DISCOVER THE REAL DESERTED ISLANDS TROOF!". The mysterious dsjdfsnjdfnjdfjnd then began to use some kind of spell, IDK which one because it could not be found on Wikipedia, and it cast a spell on @SheldonRandoms. "OHhhhhhHhhhhh YEEah, Mr. Randoms!?!" The poopie head said, "Well tooooo bad, you're not going to, in fact, you're not going to the fake one either now!" @SheldonRandoms then said "Why not, what's going on, also......I'll sue you if you use the name "Mr. Randoms" >: P ". The spell around @SheldonRandoms grew stronger, and made effects, but these effects were the premium effects, the kinds found on online image editors that you had to pay money to use. "The reason i'm doing this, is because I was referred to as a poopie head!" said the butthurt smoke thing, "That as well, also, the smoke is supposed to cover my true form!" Whatever you say, puff of salt : P "=w=". The smoke cleared, and @SheldonRandoms was there.....But he was FROZZZZZEEEENNNNN! "Now, to let.....it go into the ocean.......what's this, he knows the Fred Rechid clone army? Well, this should be interesting!" The butthurt, poopie-headed puff of salt then kicked @SheldonRandoms into the hole, without quoting anything from a movie. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Bob, but to be evil and make this longer, he "said" what he was laughing, instead of just saying he laughed.....Also, he went away without anybody noticing. It's unknown if the group managed to find the "deserted island", but if you check out the thread for it, they probably didn't : P As for @SheldonRandoms, he somehow managed to land inside an empty treasure chest and got locked inside of it, he remained FROOOOZZZZZEEEEEENNNNNNN by himself, he was really alone, he was Solo pretty much at this point, and he remained there for days.......weeks.........months.........years...........ALL THE SPLATFESTS HE'S MISSED :' ( I cri evrytiem. Eventually, The chest that @SheldonRandoms was in somehow washed near shore, it was still underwater, but near shore, you could see it, but he was in luck, some man was near, asking for volunteers to go on an electric boogaloo adventure, and there was a boat he had to take them all in. Because @SheldonRandoms was FROOOOOOOOZZZZZEEEEENNNNNN and was SOLO during all this time for many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many YEARS, that means @SheldonRandoms didn't d-DIE!?! turns page his hair pink..........00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ohhhHHhhh! But anywayz, since @SheldonRandoms still remained his true kangaroo self all these years, that means he didn't die, and could go on the electric boogaloo adventure!!!.......If he's spotted before the ship leaves, but I think he'll be discovered beforehand, right fellows........right!?! : P And from here on out, is where our story begins, chapter one shall be called "THE" btw, makes sense since I just revved up an essay ;3