Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

... politely asks them to leave, they do and after stepping out the door are eaten by...

...Kirby, who grows a Hitler-stache as a consequence.

Meanwhile, Mario's beer has been spiked with a mysterious growth compound that...

Mario walks into a bar...

...and says, "Ouch! My-a head!"

@MarioFan02 ... turns him in Super Maria! Astounded, she turns to Peach who says...

"I believe in you, you believe in me."
But suddenly there is a Faceless Mii....

And he cries about always being dressed as Sans Undertale in the last week or so/

He complains about about hearing a song over and over again, but it's not the obvious one, it's...

...Duck Tales! woohoo! And is stuck eternally in his head, to help distract him, Maria....

Maria (I believe...) a song from DDR Extreme 2 by Naoki Maeda and Paula Terry is being played by ........

...a very bored Doomguy. (It's a metal mix!)

Meanwhile, Super Maria has now grown to 1000 feet and has gone on a rampage with no signs of stopping, so Sonic...

Calls the FBI, Military and the Army. However...

Fart like Pumbaa. But suddenly Timon screams from far away "Pumbaaaaa.....!!! "......

With his flatulence complete, Sonic attacks Mario and urges everyone to evacuate ASAP. As the two duke it out while destroying countless city blocks (and inevitablly killing a few unfortunate civilians who didn't get out in time), the Master Chief and Blue Team rush in via Pelican and...

Then Megatron came.crashing into the bar looking for.....

Rainbow Dash.
Of course it attracts 7 Dwarves from Snow White to come to Rainbow Road and when the last Dwarf arrived......

...he noted that the two titans fighting below were slowly getting even BIGGER.

Desperately trying to prevent any further carnage, Blue Team is authorized by UNSC command to attack both Mario and Sonic with...

...All of their best Pokemon, even ubers! Master Chief sends out his level 100...

...Mewtwo, genetically supercharged by Dr. Halsey to boot! Combined with the firepower of the UNSC Infinity, it's super effective... and makes them even BIGGER!

The two literal titans are now finally leveling out at 100 miles tall - still brawling with little to no regard for what's underneath them. With humanity on the line and time running out, Chief...

...ditches his armor and says "This is a pain, someone else deal with it!" so...

Patricks still doesn't want to say "This is PATRICK !!", even there is a shirtless Link.....

...who then attempts to use magic to solve things.

Before he can however, Doomguy bursts out of Mario's head and fires the BFG right at him, which...