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TheAwesomeBowser

Koopa walks in. "Wake up, samurai," he says. He's talking to...

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Anti-Matter

Pumbaa and suddenly Pumbaa release his fart and....

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TheAwesomeBowser

It was a statue made out of Rhodonite.

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TheAwesomeBowser

The statue shattered, causing Luigi to wake up. He's holding...

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ScottNintendo

Mario grabs the Dr.Wily out of Luigis hand and says...

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Anti-Matter

"I LOVE my hair and make up, even i hate them !"
But, before he finished his line.....

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ScottNintendo

Boweser Jr flys in on his ship and snatches the Dr.Wily potato, what happens next is..

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TheAwesomeBowser

(Um... What the hell happened to this story?)
Luigi said, "Let's not stray too far into fanfiction territory."

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ScottNintendo

(LOL 🤣 No idea)
Duke Nukem says to Luigi "I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all outta gum"...

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Tasuki

And at that point Duke grabs Luigi by the throat and rips out his....

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ScottNintendo

Pack of bubble gum refreshments but before he could open the packet...

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Anti-Matter

Princess Peach face and the bubble gum changes its color into.....

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Alpha-2002

....a sickly green.

Meanwhile, Doomguy gets a beer and...

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ScottNintendo

Chugs it in one go 🍺😎, Doomguy then asks Mario where to get his next beer and Mario does....

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Alpha-2002

...not know, having only drunk here all his life.

DoomGuy mentions there's a place down the road, and Mario agrees to go there for a chance. When they get there, however, they're surrounded by Nazis...

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ScottNintendo

Mario not realising what they are sits down at the bar, Doomguy quickly then...

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Alpha-2002

...Gamer Girl bath water. Seeing the Nazis corner Mario, DoomGuy dons the BFG and...

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