Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted but u can't breathe air

I wish I was a dancig Kecleon

Granted but you cant stop dancing.
I wish for all wishes to not be able to be corrupted including this wish.

Not granted

I wish this wish won't be granted

Granted, but a gene felt bad for you and gave you a wish that must be granted.

I wish for all sicknesses to not exist anymore.

Granted. HOWEVER, everyone on the planet is so healthy that they live until they are 150. This eventually causes severe over-population and governments all across the world aren't able to support all these old people. This is turn results in global food shortages, fresh water shortages, over-pollution, 50 people to an apartment and general chaos and disorder. After a decade of this hell-on-earth, people decide that something must be done. In order to slow down population growth, a tyrannical regime is put in place that jettisons people into space on a yearly basis. Many millions of innocent civilians are left trapped, floating in the void until the population is stabilised, but not before everyone is mentally scarred.

I wish for a large, fold-able rubbish bin that I can take wherever I go.

Granted. But now it's attached to your skin.

I wish to rid of all alien chihuahuas residing on planet Earth!

Granted but ailen rotweilers take over the universe.
I wish my previous wish.

still not granted!

i wish i had a ton of money!

Okay but that 2000 lbs of quarters fell on top of you thus squishing you.
I wish for a nice car that works. (and with the keys)

granted but I steals it

I wish to meet the real Terrance & Philip

I kills them.
I wish I could eat until I exploded.

I've heard that from somewhere (the quarter thing)

granted, but it gets struck by lightning

I wish I was as epic as nintendo

Granted, Nintendo starts imitating Sony.

I wish that my Haxours didn't have Rivalry as its ability.

granted but "poop" has replaced it!

i wish i wasn't squished anymore

Granted. But then you get squished again.

I wish I could travel in time to June 6th and update my 3DS for the eShop.

granted but its launch lineup sucks ten time worse the the 3DS launch line up!

i wish i had a portal gun!

Granted, but you have the portals on top of each other, and you fall endlessly.

I wish I could be a real Pokemon Trainer.

Granted, but your pokemon are all lvl 100,which means scince you are a n00b trainer, you cannot control them and it eats youu.Same wish as last time.

granted but I don't know what your last wish was
so the whole world explodes >:3

I wish I didn't wish for this wish D:

Granted, but the wish peoples are confused and blew you up.
I wish to be able to teleport.