Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted. but now your computer crashes.
i wish my fingers could shoot lazers.

Granted, but they're just harmless beams of light!

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but it doesn't come true.
I wish for a corruption of this wish.

Granted, but you can't have fries with that!
_{The corruption you just gave me, STB? Classic double-negative! I like! Thanks!}
I wish more people would be nice enough to cancel-out corruptions.

Granted, but this thread gets locked before the wish can take effect.
I wish for a reply to this post.

Granted, but it's inappropriate for the current situation

I wish to make a symphony

Granted, but everyone suddenly becomes deaf.
I wish I had good wish ideas.

Granted, they're so good, that we wouldn't have the heart to ever corrupt them

I wish I had a crate

Granted, but you need a key to open it.

I wish I had a working N64 with Legend Of Zelda: OoT.

Granted, but the OoT cartridge isn't working!

I wish K-Pizza could have a working Nintendo 64 console, a working Nintendo 64 controller and a working Zelda: OoT cartridge for Nintendo 64.

Granted, but he doesn't have a working gaming chair (or couch), meaning he has to play while standing up

I wish I could produce colored pencils

Granted, but it's a much more painful process than you think!

I wish there was an easier way for StarBuddy to produce coloured pencils...
_{No offence, buddy!}

@NintendoPurist: Lol, that was win.

Anyways, Granted, but the machine he got to do the job doesnt work.

I wish my video camera still worked.

Granted, but now your regular ol' camera doesn't anymore
_{None taken, buddy}

I wish I could set up the trampoline in my backyard

Granted, but you can't jump on it!

I wish I could get over the shock of finding a Wooly White Rhino loot card in my first booster of Icecrown.

Granted, now you can't get past the shock of everything else that happened
_{Good night, guys =)}

I wish I could own a motorcycle

Granted, but it's PINK!

I wish StarBuddy's motorcycle, helmet and leathers were bright yellow or had bright yellow accents.

Granted, it blinds you because it's so bright.
I wish I could eat some pancakes...

Granted, but they're made out of your least favorite flavor, which makes you sick

I wish there was a windmill in our neighborhood

Granted, but it only mills guano into manure, and the odour wafting into the neighbourhood is so strong that everybody in it needs to wear a gas mask!

I wish somebody on Nintendo Life had an avatar with a gas mask...