Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now you live a long lonely life with nothing to help you survive the upcoming days

I wish I could run an arcade

Granted, but it's full of Radar Scope and Custer's Revenge machines.

I wish for a sandwich pie.

Granted, but you choke on it
@YoshiSage - Custer's Revenge was an Atari 2600 game, not an arcade game

I wish I could wear a fancy hat everyday

@YoshiSage: Granted, but it has worms inside.
@Above: Granted, but the fancy hat is for women. (lame)

I wish for a super awesome mega deluxe fantastic whimsical rainbow winged pony.

Granted, but it throws you off mid-flight, and you get impaled on a flag pole.
I wish a sneeze wasnt stuck in my nose...

Granted, now a burp is stuck in your throat
_{Wow, what a wish}

I wish I could speak Japanese

Granted, but since you can only know one language at a time, you must forget one language. You forget English.
(POKEMON REFERENCES WTFBBQ)
I wish for tasty candy.

Granted, but it makes you so jumpy that you'll never recover again

I wish sentences wouldn't end with periods

Granted, but now you don't know when a new topic is starting or ending!

I wish no show would ever jump the shark.

Granted, but now all the shows jump over gaps

I wish I could wear a fruity orange costume

Granted, but now Tropicana forces you to be their spokesman!

I wish Seth MacFarlane's reign of terror would end.

Granted, but now begins the reigning terror of Matt Groening [Graining]

I wish I could swim with dolphins and whales

Granted, but the whale is a killer whale!
_{I can tolerate Matt Groening Futurama-wise, but The Simpsons has gone on for too long. Seth MacFarland REALLY needs to quit!}

I wish for good dreams.
_{Good night!}

Granted, but it makes you oversleep
_{Good night, Yakko}

I wish I could tan outside all day long

Granted, and everything is fine...Thats is, until Freddy slashes your brains out.
I wish Luigi was numb-ah one!

Granted, now Mario feels like he's second-rate

I wish I could find a magic lamp

Granted, but then you are stuck in a strange musical kids movie.

I wish I could see into the future.

Granted, but you can only see 5 seconds into the future.

I wish for everybody in the world to give me money!

Granted, now we're very broke and incredibly hungry

I wish I was immune to ticklishness

Granted, but then you turn emo because you cant laugh.

I wish my wish was funny.