Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's too big for your head

I wish It would not snow like crazy in Canada

Granted, now it rains fire.

I wish for a safer electrical cords.

Granted, but then you electrocute yourself.

I'm hungry, I wish I could have ice cream.

Granted, but then you freeze yourself
I wish for a cupcake!

Granted, you choke on it.

I wish for no more heroes.

Granted, now the world is run by evil and infamy.

I wish I could beat Dracula's third form as Richter in Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles.

Granted, but you never played the game again.

I wish I had breakfast already.

Granted, but then you spoil your appetite.

I wish to forever remain one of the top nicest users of NintendoLife.
Off-topic: I am still one of the top nicest users, aren't I?

Granted you stand on top of all of the other nice users and topple over.

I wish I wasn't almost out of Everlasting Gobstoppers.

@StarBoy: Is it any real contest? Of COURSE you're still THE nicest!

Granted, but you had to buy more, which means they aren't really everlasting at all and are therefore products seeped in false advertizing, which is bad.

I wish my corruption made a bit more sense than it appears to.

Thanks, Stuffgamer.
Granted, but then everyone is left confused and tries to do the concentration pose trying to understand. "Ommmmmmmmmm"

I wish I could fold paper properly.

Granted, but you can only fold intricate paper cranes properly and fail epically when it comes to simple fold-in-half schemes.

I wish left-handed scizzors were standard stock in ALL places where scizzors might need to be used (with an extension for other hand-specific tools).

Granted, but you broke your hand and have to do everything right handed

I wish I could safely time travel

Granted, but then you accidently swat a mosquito, and now the world is forever changed and no one was born.

I wish 1984 was no longer available in bookstores and/or libraries.

Granted, But horrible books like The DaVinci code, A million little pieces, and Finnegan's Wake take it's place.

I wish Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp would be released on DSiWare already.

Granted but it gets taken off the sevice before you can get it.

I wish kat and ana had their own awesome game.

Granted, but it's filled with nothing but shurikens and kunai, and whomever plays it gets stabbed (not killed, just stunned).

I wish 1984 wasn't a real book.

granted, but instead, they made 1884
I wish I had a DSi..

Granted, Your DSi broke when you open it up because you did not corrupt my wish.

I wish i could go into the future and see what Mega Man 11 is going to be like.

Granted, but you find that they decided to make mega man x9 instead

I wish nibris would find a publisher for sadness