Topic: Luma Discussion & Theories

Thank you TBD. Did not know their tears produced a sugary substance. So this does confirm the fact that their emotions do impact the flavor of food. Interesting.

No that was for saying she pops out lumas because it's so untrue _{In fact lumas have nothing to do with Rosalina they just have nothing better to do with their lives than hang around her}

That's not what all three of them told me last night!

puts weegee in time out corner to (maybe) be rescued by mario Also Last night they were all with me watching a movie. You must've found David Jr. Knuckle and Ankle cosplaying as them >:3

Just because they tell you children are delivered by storks, it doesn't mean they actually are :3
_{They stopped using those after health and safety found out about the whole Yoshi's Island fiasco. The entire squadron was made redundant.}

They aren't her children. Or didnt your mom tell you you had many star shaped siblings? >:3

So my evil twin was cosplaying as one of them!? Blasphemy! (Also, TBD's recipe post is full of win.)

No but who's the father of the lumas? Rosalina lives by the rule: once you've gone Supermassive Interstellar Object, you never go back.

Knuckle is actually a tingle (purple one i think) as there are 4 Tingle brothers

Also I just found out that Lumas are made out of the same substance as cotton candy but since they are in space they turn into squishy stars. They have 3 chambered hearts and no stomachs so when they eat their insides are just filled up to expand them.

The lack of a luma father figure is quite worrying, pretty sure kirby is the father but I guess only a talkshow could settle that.

LAWL I just stuff lumas with coins or star bits and watch them explode.

@SZM-Which is why I am hunting down my evil twin. He must die! Now all of you Tingles, get off of my lawn!

Also, Rydia is better than Rosalina, Peach, and Samus combined. Anyone who disagrees shall be tormented by my army of loyal mutated Lumas.

I doubt star bits are luma droppings. If all they ever eat is their own droppings then how would the first lumas poop out the first star bits? Rosalina probably isn't their biological mother, Bowser and his minions probably mass murdered the lumas and the only survivors were baby/child lumas and when they found Rosalina, she adopted them. If you were going to ask why Bowser and his mnions mass murdered the lumas, he wanted to use the galaxies they were living in to create his own galaxies.

@Mariofanatic128 Starbits are indeed luma doppings. The first lumas to live just ate eachother then from there the starbits became their main food source.

Also some lumas have developed a taste for golden coins. It is very intoxicating for them and is much like alcohol for humans. Some have started a Coinaholics Anonymous club as well.

Somebody fetch StarBoy immediately. This mustn't go unseen by him.

I've always felt like Lumas were the servants of Rosalina, the dark temptress. Rosalina gave birth to them while consorting around the galaxy for three-thousand years prior to Mario's arrival. Lumas are able to transmogrify into an image of whatever the person finds most desirable, much like their lady. That's why Rosa looks strikingly similar to Peach, and why the Lumas look like stars. Stars grant invincibility. They're also able to leech cosmic energy from anyone they see fit and use it to rebuild the universe in the image of their Great Mother, who would then be Queen of All Living Things.

Wait wait wait.....
If Rosalina is the mother?
then who is the father?

No Jump, you are the father.

Rosalina's story was a LIE. Here's the true story: All lumas rose from lava on a peanut butter planet. They were all perfectly happy on their pretty peanut butter planet, but one day Rosalina arrived. She kidnapped all the lumas. She then brought them to her starship. She injected each and every one with a chemical, causing them to believe all her lies. She was actually glad when Mario showed up, because he could feed each of her Luma's with the delicious star bits. Why was she happy with this, you ask? After each was fattened-up by Mario, they would not turn into stars, galaxies, etc. Each time one was just the right size, she would teleport them to her secret chamber inside that star in the middle of the starship. She would then dine on yummy, yummy Luma, boiled, baked, fried, pickled. So many different choices. This would continue for eternity, for each Luma she ate added a year to her life. And her [very effective] Luma breeding program made sure she had an infinite supply. Run, PeacefulLuma91, just run. Don't stop or accept a ride from pretty, blonde ladies in blue dresses. Just run.