Topic: Avian Club

Hehehe, birds know everything you silly turtle

That's...a lot of birds. Now, prepare yourselves for the meal of your lives!

Tell me if the birds were good. I'm not eating because I'm a gentlemen and guests come first so I'll let you eat until you're stuffed....I gotta go to...the...uh...Japan? No, bathroom. See ya.
<Guests eat til stuffed> <Everyone starts falling to floor>
<I return> Oh man. I'm in big trouble. I shouldn't have asked turtlelink if he could bring all of his birds he shot down. I especially shouldn't have hired a chef without knowing if he was the real deal or not. I guess that's why he left so quickly after cooking That's it. I know what I'm gonna do!
(You continue it now)
The Moral of the story? Hire professional chefs and not phonies. Also, buy edible birds, don't shoot them down then eat them.

They especially know how it feels to be shot from the sky!

Might as well stop by.

In all seriousness, duck tastes delicious.

I never had duck but you shouldn't easy scavengers. Be it any animal. What about Ostrich?