Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

My bag of marshmallows. (Maybe I need to switch to donuts. They won't see it coming.)

Why won't lakitus steal my neighbors marshmallows?

Because lakitus are douches who never do what you tell them to.

Why isn't Deadpool the Easter Bunny?

Because we all know how creepy every Nintendo character already looks with the Bunny Hood on.

Why must we use our legs to walk and not our arms?

Then we would have to eat our food with our feet.
Why is Mario not married?

Because Peach doesn't want to.

Why am I blue?

Because you've never been mellow.
Why do we need a title screen to see what a game/movie/tv show is?

Because we can't figure out what it is because were busy stuffing our faces with marshmallows.

Why is your arguement invalid?

Because I'm surrounded by smart people. I like hanging around with dummies, so I'm smart in comparison.
I'm going to jail. Do you want me to bring you a souvenir?

Yes, but, don't drop it!
Could someone point me to the nearest Cillerenda Castle?

It's there.

Why is there an apple on my couch?

Your couch looked like a got place to rot.

Where do marshmallows come from. (Why am I thinking about marshmallows, I don't even really like them?)

They are created through the use of imagination.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck got informed that he needed to go home because he is drunk?

No one cares.....

Visiting Japan for an entire 3 months provided with free accommodations such as air fair, meals everywhere you go, travel services, events of your choice, room service everywhere you stay, a translator, and up to one major theme park/nature park visit each per week. All you would have to provide is your own basic necessitates such as clothes, toothbrush, backpack, ect.. simple basic things. OR would you rather recieve a 80% discount on all Nintendo products for a year and a half??

Nintendo discount
How did a rotting potato get in my closet?

I'd blame the Easter Bunny.
Monkeys are rolling inside plastic balls in maze-like areas.
How can you not get dizzy?

There's no escape. Dizziness is one of life's most toughest and unavoidable obsticles.
Next Wednesday is Casual Friday. What should I wear? (Keep in mind I want to impress head janitor)

Wow really? You would willingly choose to sit in front of a tv playing games that will get old after awhile rather than choose to travel to a place of wonderful excitement where you can gather so much extra knowledge, try various awesome foods, & have wonderful experiences that will stay with you forever all of which is practically FREE??????? REALLY?!!!!!!! WOW.

Unless of course you've been there already and for whatever reason don't want to go back?

A trenchcoat... just a trenchcoat. It gets peoples attention.

What game will Nintendo make first as an in house developer for Sony in three years?

Spyro the Wagon!

Who is Reggie?