Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Bigger than your moms ;p
Whats my name again ?

Mr Magic Monkey Milkshake

Am I a Legend?

Last i checked, no.

What's the story?

The Never Ending Story Pt 9
Ima ask you once more , WHO SENT YOU !

I-I-Ive told you, it was TBD...

Who's there!?

I was only taking orders. I was told not to let anyone take over NL at all costs. Im sorry to say that im also under strict orders to exterminate anyone who tries. Any last words?

Ah, the old telepathic trick. You are a clever one Master Happy but im far more intelligent than you. You see, this is a holographic communicator, quite fancy if i do say so myself. Oh, and by the way ive set up a timed explosive. Would you like me to pass any messages on to your family or friends?

You are a stubbon one Master Mask. It seems your getting the better of me. But i wont give up that easily. Luckily i picked up your signal from you using your droid and have tracked your location and where your jet is heading. I shall have a very special welcome gift for you. Are you excited?

It makes me feel happy because i am your conscience. Why do think you knew what i was going to do? Its because i am your mind. I am the one that told you to take over NL but the good side of you tried to stop you but failed in doing so. Once NL is destroyed your good side of you will die. Now the question is, do you want your good side to go?

Im sorry but i would rather work in McDonalds. Cant say no now can we?

I am your happy and you are my mask so you would be satisfied with MY presence. Do you understand? (im going to bed soon, so this might be my last comment, so goodnight )

When cheezburger haz you, which is 4 hours in da Soviet Union.
WHAT IS GURL?

a female with bigs
what do dogs eat

Something men obsess over, but only a few can get.
Why can't I get teh ladies?

cause you need to get drunk
why cant bob be named bob da builder

Momma told you no more monkeys jumping on the bed
Which knight on NL is the best?

the mieu knight of course
do cheeros mean popcorn for free

Cheer as in Osu! Or cheer as in "cheer going to be ok"
Why does NA get cool games first?

because japan gets all the tales of games >:[
why does chocolate come form trees

Because pocky comes from Sakura trees (not really)
How does one spell 1?