Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Under 9,000!!!!!!
Can people jump?

Yes, just like people can eat knives and if you can't, try jumping on forks and eat them instead.
Why is Reggie's body ready?

Because he's secretly an alarm clock.

Am I a U.

No but your a Mii.

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want?

Everything.
If I go back in time and shoot myself, did I ever shoot myself?

No you shot a projection of yourself.

Am I your wildest desire?

No, that honour goes to Happy_Mask

Why is the random kid which i just saw out of my window playing basketball horrible at it?

He was faking it.
Is real life 3D?

No, it is 5D.

If Olimar does not end up being playable in Pikmin 3, will Bulborbs take over the planet?

No purple pikmin will.
Why is Luigi's smash move so weird?

Because Luigi is wired.

Will the world turn inside out,and outside in?

Only if all the fried chicken in the world comes back to life again and chicken destroy the Earth a revenge from the torture they endured.

Why do I have amazingly fast Internet in my room at uni (94 Mbps), but horrid speeds at home (5 Mbps), when they are only about 10 miles apart?

Cause it runs off the intelligence of people around it.

If Green Day were called Blue Day, would they be as popular?

No, because blue days are so common.
Will there be a 4th DS?

because when mario has stopped bowser from his evil hobbies,he eats girls.
can anyone loan me 1,000,000 dollars?

No, 1,000,000 coins? No.
Should Kid Icarus Uprising have chat?

Yes cuz I want to speak with Palutena.
Why is Queen Bee (Super Mario Galaxy) such a compelling figure?

Because if a giraffe can watch Pedigins On Ice, a GrapeWhale should do so too.

If one train, going at 50 mph, goes past a man walking to a building 20 miles away at 5 mph, how many fruit are in my hands??

2 Apples, 4 grapes, and a dozen pears.
Are Goombas really all that stupid?

Yes, why do you think they listen to Bowser?
If water is falling down stairs, is air falling up?