Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Fish love Jumping into cats mouth it's disturbing
A Rainbow just landed on me, can someone call 9-1-1

That's not just a rainbow, it's the fabled 'Pot o' Gold'! You're a ten-thousandaire!

"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"

No, but mushrooms and unicorns.

Did you just bag a cat in a triangular cylinder square shaped satchel of airbrush based non-flammable kerosene powder eggs, hatched from dog-like cat that moo?

No, I just ate a plains donut...? O.o

Is roast pork best eaten with whipped cream, caramel, nuts and a cherry on top; or good ol' fashioned lemon curd?

i just tried ALL of that, and i have to say, lemon curd.

what makes the moon grow?

The food you eat.
What are you doing here?

Same thing as you...partying all night long!

Dr. Somnius, have you been playing with the anaesthetic gas again?

I'm addicted to it!
Am I right?

No, you're left with an upper classman's chance of going downwards diagonally.

Eight, ten, or pool with beer?

No thanks.

Why won't you fear my giant floating head?!

Because it's inflatable, it's going to pop soon, and I want to see it 8D
Do you know where I can find a home for $10 Canadian?

A box like solid snake
What's than ball in the sky that shines?

The moon, which only comes out at night like an owl or Lady Gaga. :3

Who's Lady Gaga?

The title explains all

Why does a bottle of coke fizz when you open it?

I think the better question is, why doesn't Coke turn into a rainbow color when you open it?
Have you ever split your pants?

Maybe, but I've split pea and ham soup.

How many is Nintendo 64 did?

You have to do this calculation to find out this answer: 64 times 10 plus 3.14 divided by 100 plus 64 minus 6.4314

Nintendo's flopped, Sony has lost ideas and Microsoft is taking over the world. But what will you have for dinner that day?

Microsoft's new invension "Windows Quenched" the computer that feeds You Data
Where will the next tornado be?

Volcano isl.
When is Sep. 24?

Before the equinox...

When will it rain cats and dogs?