Topic: Marth Villager and WFT

That's not important, what's important is you don't have any proof that it ISN'T happening.

I reckon the wedding was relatively low key. Luigi, Wario, Toad there on behalf of Mario, and Peach, Daisy and Birdo there for Rosie (love your pet name for her). I bet Bowser performed the ceremony. And there were Fire Flowers EVERYWHERE.

He's not serious is he?
I think he's serious.
Hey guys, this dude is serious!
I can't believe he's serious

@Mario_TehPlumber

This..... is cereal business

Dude he IS serious, @Mario_TehPlumber told me about his marriage vows, they will bring tears to your eyes. Here I've got them typed out:

"Rosalina, my Rosie Rose. As our eyes met across the Super Mario Galaxy, it was love at first sight. When you are with me, it's as if I have a permanent Invincibility star and Flight Cap with no time limit. I promise to treasure you more than any star bit, coin, or power star. You will always have first choice of power up and I will never ditch you in a bottomless pit to get that extra jump. You are the princess in the other castle, the secret warp zone, that hidden one up, the bubble as I'm almost out of air. I hope that we can explore this new galaxy together forever."

That was so swell that even @Mario_TehPlumber has a leak in his eye, but don't worry, Rosie has use for the tears in your eyes :3

This thread man...
This thread... XD

Of yeah, this is also a thread about them, so to keep in on a roll..........

(I wonder if he feels the same way about Daisy* as he does with Rosalina)

*Daisy Duck

None of that stuff is even true I hate Rosalina more than anything.

NOW the wedding night, I can't go too much into details, but I will mention two power ups.

Tanooki suit. Mega Mushroom.

So he get's all giggly with different girls?

Wow

The honeymoon, wow, what a gentleman.

Surf and Sand at the Beach Bowl Galaxy.
A romp through the meadows of the Gusty Garden Galaxy
And to sate Rosie's sweet tooth (though she'd say @Mario_TehPlumber is sweet enough for her) a quick snack through Sweet Sweet Galaxy.

'Cause that hasn't already happened.

They are just making up fanfics like all the other jealous people.

eh, I don't know. There was one gif a few pages back that I would argue maybe crossed the line. Though TBH I'm truly surprised at the reaction here. It's pretty fantastic really that the world is full of such a diverse range of people. Enough that sometimes every so often there's the perfect combination of class and cluelessness. And it's just magic. I want to bottle up what's going on in this thread and sell it for a very, very marginal profit.

Is there a thread Hall of Fame? Because if there is, I would nominate this thread.

This thread isn't even funny. People need to stop picking on me with Rosalina. I hate the character more than anything so drop the subject.

There was a movie about that. Don't worry, she hooked up with Heath Ledger's character in the end. So there's hope for you yet, you and Rosalina will get through this rough patch and you'll squeal when she gets you that shiny new guitar.