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GEOFF
United Kingdom
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#1
GEOFF commented on European Gamers Bemoan PAL Version of Super Me...:
The Wii U is selling poorly and NOE go and do this which attracts more negative press which is the last thing they need now.
#2
GEOFF commented on European Gamers Bemoan PAL Version of Super Me...:
Edit the article. You are spreading false information.The game is slower and not as smooth as the NTSC version, sir.
#3
GEOFF commented on European Gamers Bemoan PAL Version of Super Me...:
This article is WRONG the game does not play at the same speed as the NTSC version.
#4
GEOFF commented on Analyst Predicts Monster Hunter Announcement a...:
A new 3DS with 2 sliders + monster hunter = hugh sales for the crazy jap MH fans.
#5
GEOFF commented on Uncharted Studio: "Wii U is Full of Holes, Not...:
I've sent Bowser and his henchmen round to put him full of holes.
#6
GEOFF commented on EA CEO Loves the Wii U:
Most of these people in high up jobs look shifty to me, I suppose they are more likely to get up the ladder.
#7
GEOFF commented on Resident Evil: Revelations Graphics "Will Blow...:
If you blow people away they might never come back, then who will be left to buy your games.
#8
GEOFF commented on Sony: Wii U is No Threat, Says "Welcome to 200...:
As if this bozo decides when sony release a new console. He runs nothing.
#9
GEOFF commented on Nintendo Not Interested in Producing Free-To-P...:
When I look at the long credits at the end of games I'm amazed some games make any money at all.
#10
GEOFF commented on Wii U Controller Gave Suda51 Ideas for No More...:
The story of travis has to continue, he's a hero and role model for children all over the world.
#11
GEOFF commented on Wii U and Its Controller Near Their Final Form...:
They should make it even bigger so I can use it to smash trolls over the head.
#12
GEOFF commented on Sony President Thinks 3DS is Just an Updated DS:
Sony and Nintendo aren't competitors. Sony made the SNES sound chip. They then abandoned the console they were working on together and Sony released the playstation and Nintendo the N64, purposely making them very different machines. Look and compare the N64 and Playstation logos, the colours and shapes of the logos will tell you this to those with eyes to see.
#13
GEOFF commented on Talking Point: What You Want in a New Nintendo...:
A tiny band of electronic fixing gnomes that can get to work if it breaks down.
#14
GEOFF commented on Features: Nintendo 3DS Launch Game Buyer's Guide:
The Nintendo Life guide to going bankrupt.
#15
GEOFF commented on Review: Okamiden (DS):
Not much to tackle bud if it's as easy as the first.
Should of been a 3ds game to help sales and make it less likely to flop.
#16
GEOFF commented on Wii is the Fastest Console in U.S. History to ...:
Dancing Donkey Bros. Imagine how well that would sell?
#17
GEOFF commented on Feature: Retrofitting Your Console for the HD Age:
LCD TVs have one big problem they can't display a black pixel.
#18
GEOFF commented on Hudson Entertainment Closes its Doors, Cancels...:
All the bees are dying. We're all doomed.
#19
GEOFF commented on Top Screen Backlight to Blame for 3DS Battery ...:
Light is good, Dark is bad yet it's light that sucks your money.
#20
GEOFF commented on Profits Down 46% As Nintendo Makes $1.3 Billion:
Because of this mystical thing called exchange rates, japanese companies are getting shafted.
#21
GEOFF commented on Reggie Explains Why Nintendo Stuck With Friend...:
What about enemy codes?
#22
GEOFF commented on 3DS Launches in Europe on March 25th:
If it is £230 then N is changing its strategy. Maybe apple being mentioned as major competitors has something to do with it.
#23
GEOFF commented on 3DS Launches in Europe on March 25th:
The USA gets a price and we don't, guess why boys & girls?
Nintendo never sell their consoles at a loss (hello sony & Msoft), weak £ and VAT 20%. Get ready to find out you can't afford the 3DS.
#24
GEOFF commented on Live Text: 3DS Events in Amsterdam and New York:
If anyone thinks that in the EUSSR it's going to cost less than £250 with the weak pound against the yen and VAT at 20% they are dreaming.
#25
GEOFF commented on Roll Up, Roll Up For the UK 3DS Price Rumour R...:
You got to remeber that the price in the USA will be alot cheaper because you pay less tax. One 3DS at £230 includes VAT at 20%! here in the EUSSR.
#26
GEOFF commented on 3DS Battery Life Revealed:
How long is an hour, exactly?
#27
GEOFF commented on Features: Five Nintendo Games to Thrill You in...:
Conduwhat in the top 5!
If the first one was great or High Voltage had built up a great reputation yes, but come on who are you kidding.
#28
GEOFF commented on Happy New Year from Nintendo Life!:
Look at a circle and tell me where it starts.Total nonsense.
If we are going to have a start, spring is when life starts anew is it.
May the best yet to come for NL and friends
And all enemies finally die. Like Ganondorf, space pirates etc. But let Bowser live at least he's got a sense of humour and I don't blame him for kidnapping Princess Peach, I'm tempted to myself.
#29
GEOFF commented on Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes:
This game is... wait a moment my codec is ringing.
Right back to what I was going to say. This game is... not again! My codec is ringing.
Right what was I saying... for gods sake that codec again, wait while I smash the bloody thing.
Now finaly, this game is err I can't remember what I was going to say. Nevermind.
#30
GEOFF commented on Review: Goemon's Great Adventure (Nintendo 64):
I haven't played this one but the first N64 game is a game where the 3D graphics wowed people so much that they couldn't spot a crap game when they played it.Some people compared it to Mario64 these are the same people who compare goats to trees.
On the SNES Goemon 1 is good, Goemon 2 is excellent, Goemon 3 is crap and I haven't played 4(3 put me off).
#31
GEOFF commented on Nintendo Download - 10th December 2010 (Europe):
max and the magic marker demo is also available.
#32
GEOFF commented on Nintendo Download: 3rd December 2010 (Europe):
Never going to buy VC games unless they're 60hz(sin and punishment etc).
I don't know what the hell Nintendo are thinking. Big petition sent to them( http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?wii60pal) and they don't even reply.Mario 25th game 50hz thus lots of people cancel their orders.This is madness!
#33
GEOFF commented on New Super Mario Bros. Wii Smashes 4 Million Un...:
Hey bowser don't take it personally, it was only a joke.
#34
GEOFF commented on New Super Mario Bros. Wii Smashes 4 Million Un...:
So long, eh Bowser!
#35
GEOFF commented on Nintendo Download: 5th November 2010 (Europe):
More demos, about time for crying out loud.
#36
GEOFF commented on Review: Super E.D.F. Earth Defense Force (Virt...:
Special mention for Super Aleste given that Nintendo gave the SNES such a slow CPU. That game is the greatest programming feat on the SNES. I still can' t believe it and was sure they put a CPU chip on the catridge but they didn't.
#37
GEOFF commented on Review: Super E.D.F. Earth Defense Force (Virt...:
The Megadrive had better shooters than the SNES, yeah keep drinking the Bundaberg rum. Axelay, Super R-type, R-type III, UN Squadron, Super Aleste, Smash TV, Pop n' Twin Bee, Parodius and it's sequels.
The Megadrives best shooter is Hellfire.
The PC Engine including CD games tops the SNES for shooters.
#38
GEOFF commented on 3DS Unlikely to Feature Achievements System:
This is total nonsense. Achievements? You have achieved bugger all, you are playing a video game for christ sake.
#39
GEOFF commented on 1 in 10 People Can't See 3D Properly:
OK I'll go count them, I'll let you know when I get back.
#40
GEOFF commented on 1 in 10 People Can't See 3D Properly:
There are lots of people in britain but most of them aren't brits so I'd say about 5,643
#41
GEOFF commented on Talking Point: The Virtual Console's PAL Problem:
The bottom line is they could let us choose 50hz or 60hz and they don't. It's a absolute downright total bloody disgrace.
#42
GEOFF commented on First Impressions: G.G. Series Dark Spirits:
Yeah and Ron Paul will be president. Dream on my vampire friend and I'm dreaming with you.
#43
GEOFF commented on First Impressions: G.G. Series Dark Spirits:
Even though these cave style bullet madness type games require inhuman hand to eye coordination ,it would be nice to see them released here in the EUSSR but it isn't going to happen.
#44
GEOFF commented on Talking Point: The Virtual Console's PAL Problem:
I just recently got madworld and it's 50hz with borders.I couldn't believe my eyes this is 2010 you swine bags. I 'm glad the game sold like a bucket of walrus whiskers.
#45
GEOFF commented on Guides: Everything You Need To Know About Impo...:
If your import console breaks your going to lose all your downloaded games $$$$$$$££££££££$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!! as nintendo will not transfer your games, I would imagine.
#46
GEOFF commented on Landstalker:
This is one of the most over rated games on the site .It's poo.
#47
GEOFF commented on Monster Lair:
2 Stars! no no no 4 Stars.Dynastic heroe is the worst wonder boy game, now I know why it was the last.
#48
GEOFF commented on Super R-Type:
This games music is the best I've ever heard in a game but the slow down is absolutely terrible and ruins the game.
#49
GEOFF commented on Ninja Spirit:
Do not play this game on arcade mode the last boss is the hardest I have ever played in over 20 years of playing games.Impossible, it will drive you mad.I quit then deleted it forever.
#50
GEOFF commented on Gate of Thunder:
I've said this once and I'll say it again as I still can't believe it.This is the only game I've ever played were the sound FX drown out the music.You can not here it!!!! Which is a travesty because it is very good.Hudson FIX FIX