These Official Wisdom Tree T-Shirts Are So Bad, They're Great
Posted by Damien McFerran
Power up with Moses
Want the perfect item of clothing to go with your shiny new copy of Super Noah's Ark 3D? Then head over to Stone Age Gamer and order yourself one of these official Wisdom Tree T-Shirts, each featuring a title from the infamous religious game-maker's library.
Super Noah's Ark 3D — arguably the most well-known Wisdom Tree title and little more than a re-skinned version of Wolfenstein 3D — is one of the four designs on offer, and Stone Age Gamer is even giving you the chance to purchase all four shirts with a $10 discount. The standard price is $18.99 a pop, in case you were wondering.
The other shirts feature Bible Buffet (released on the NES in 1993) and Sunday Funday (another NES title from 1995 which is actually based on a game called Menace Beach from 1990 which was renowned for featuring scantly-clad ladies). The final shirt features Moses clutching a NES controller and is a replication of an actual promotional shirt released by Wisdom Tree back in the day.
In case you didn't know, Wisdom Tree was a publisher who released unlicensed games with a Christian theme back in the days of the NES and SNES, and the generally terrible nature of these titles has resulted in them becoming cult classics over the years — hence the downright awesomeness of these shirts.