Topic: Nintendo Switch Online Hate Thread Redux

Note: This is a redux of my previous hate thread which got locked for no reason.

Hi! Welcome to the unofficial Nintendo Switch Online Hate Thread! This is where you can express your hatred for Nintendo's terrible Online 'service'.

Rules:
Do not spread positiveness about the Nintendo Switch Online 'service'. You will be asked to leave.
Genders are irrelevant. We are all equal. Discrimination results in discrimination.
Criticize ideas, not people. If you criticize people, you will be reported.
Do not give away personal details such as your email address, phone number, real name etc. You will be reported.
Do not get angry at others. This is a Hate Thread. You're meant to hate on Nintendo Switch Online.
Do not report people for no reason. You will be blocked.
Have fun! You're meant to.

Now let's see some hate!

Please, do not lock this topic.

Spacer's Choice does not approve of Nitneod Switch Online. Spacer's Choice is not responsible for any feeling of vertigo, wonder or hunger you may experience while reading this thread. Spacer's Choice reserves the right to call Nintendo 'Nitneod'. Spacer's Choice also reserves the right to be unfair.

The former thread was locked for a reason. We don’t need a thread based on criticism when there is a general thread that allows criticism. That’s just redundant.

@PolarExperience I'm just trying to make a place where people can let off steam. No reason to lock.

The gaming world is in ruins. Free online play is a product of a former age. Microtransactions storm rage around us. Emerge into the light. See the stairway to NSO hatred. Follow The Path to dignity. Follow The Path to a cure.

Since my previous experience not a pun, I swear on reasons for thread locking isn’t working for you, I’ll give you my take. This thread, while trying to house opinions, restricts people from a certain opinion. This, in my eyes, is very odd and makes no sense.

@TheAwesomeBowser
Gosh... 🙄

@PolarExperience "Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soon" - Dr. Seuss
The point is, love for Nintendo Switch Online is practically non-existent. Is there a NSO Fan Thread? No! Do you see people on social media enjoying NSO? No! That's why it makes sense for a Hate Thread to exist, because fans are non-existent! All you're doing is making my job harder. OK?

This is a dumb, useless thread, and it will get locked before long, won't it? @Joeynator3000?

@Anti-Matter For the love of God, don't defend NSO. You're just gonna make my job harder!

Here’s another famous quote: “Different strokes for different folks” - Dr. Phil. By making a hate thread, different people can’t voice all of their opinions (strokes).

@ThanosReXXX Don't make my job harder

@PolarExperience Smithers: "For the love of God sir, there are two seats!"
Mr Burns: "I like to put my feet up."

@TheAwesomeBowser If your job entails just highlighting one end of the spectrum, then I'm completely within my rights to do so, even though I am in complete agreement of Nintendo's online being a complete laughing stock.

@PolarExperience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm9je_W3fxg

What job, exactly? It seems you are more willing to “throw shade”, as the cool kids say, rather than provide a meaningful and inclusive discussion.
Edit: I also never said NSO was perfect. I actually never provided an opinion on the service in this thread until now. The actual online is mediocre, so I really wouldn’t have bought the service if they didn’t have the NES games packed in.

@ThanosReXXX Thanks for agreeing that NSO is a hot mess.

@PolarExperience My job is to show Nitneod that we don't want a mediocre P2P service.

To everyone against this thread:
TheAwesomeBowser does not approve of Nitneod Switch Online. TheAwesomeBowser is not responsible for any feeling of vertigo, wonder or hunger you may experience while reading this thread. TheAwesomeBowser reserves the right to call Nintendo 'Nitneod'. TheAwesomeBowser also reserves the right to be unfair.