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Son: Mom here is father
Mom: He went to get milk
Son: So he's never coming back...
Mom: No really he's gone to get milk and he will return
Mom: Don't worry son, our relationship is healthy
Son: ok, goodnight
4 hours later
"knock knock"
Officer: Hello ma'am
Officer: Sorry to bother you at this hour
Mom: what is it
Officer: Ma'am we have some bad news
Mom: What is it?
Officer: Your husband was in an accident
Mom: Oh my!
Mom: What happened?
Officer: He ran into a truck
Officer: The truck was carrying what was a top-secret particle machine
Officer: When your husband hit the truck
Officer: He turned on the particle machine by accident
Officer: Now the particle machine combines all nearby objects
Officer: Your husband and the milk were the closest objects
Officer: Your husband is now one with the milk
Mom: what?
Officer: Here's your husband
Mom: "faints"
Son: Dad?
Dad:
My uncle told me it comes with a built in cheese grater under the kickstand! and get this, there are plans for peripherals of other kitchen tools! I can't wait for the onion chopper myself! Plz don't share bcuz I mite get him firered
My granddad from Kazakhstan told me the Switch 2’s fan can also be used an an Ash Tray.
You only need to know about my many obsessions, which consist of Lego, Fortnite, Nintendo, PlayStation and Xbox games, drawing on my Tablet, Dragon Ball Z, My Hero Academia, Thomas The Tank Engine, Star Wars, and Ninjago.
Devil's Third will be getting a sequel as a launch title for the Switch 2, entitled Devil's Fourth.
Confirmed features include 540p resolution, 25fps frame rate, random crashes at least every hour and online play that'll spawn you in a wall about half the time.
Apparently, Nintendo were also considering dusting off other currently shelved IP such as Star Fox and F-Zero, but chose to go with the game because of the sheer demand that's made it the most in demand for collectors on the Wii U.
If you are responding to me in forums or a comment I would much appreciate it if you quoted or tagged me in your responses so I can see it and respond. Otherwise I usually can’t tell that you’ve replied. Thanks!
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