Topic: I want a Tom Nook/GTA

I know this would never happen, but I've been playing Animal Crossing for almost a year and there's this spin-off game that has been emerging in my head and I'd like to share.

Imagine you're playing as Tom Nook, you leave your island on a Dodo plane to the big city. Once in the big city you have to schmooze and swindle investors so you can launder money for your shady island business. Meanwhile, you have to run errands for higher ups, beat up goons, hit the dating scene for a girlfriend/mother (in all the wrong places), and find the time to place the occasional phone call to Timmy and Tommy.

Will there be drugs, guns and hoes?

Why not? Lol. I imagine it like Lego City, but who doesn't want to see Tom Nook in Vice City?

Oh my gosh, is it possible all my residents are “disappearing” for other reasons besides they just hate me?

"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Hi Isabelle!"