Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but the Wa-Peach will be written Beach and Wa-Daisy will be written Daivil.

I wish i have a blonde hair.

Granted, but you'll lose your hair when you turn 40.

I wish social media wasn't plagued with arguments, troll, and rampant toxicity.

granted, but you can only have access to it once a month for 30 minutes.

I wish Mario RPG 1 got a Remake and Geno was in smash.

granted, but the Mario RPG 1 remake characters was replace by toads. and the game was called Super Toad RPG.
i wish that Nintendo would make a Nintendo 64 2.

Granted but it will be released on year 2128.

I wish there is a snow in Sahara desert.

Granted, this happens after the Yellowstone volcano erupts, dumps so much ash in the air that it starts a global ice age that kills off most of the population due to lack of food - but hey, it does snow in the Sahara.

I wish I knew the truth about Atlantis.

Granted but it will be like Atlantis from Disney movie.

I wish i can understand The Sims language.

@Anti-Matter I liked that movie so that's fine by me.

Anyway, granted, but the more you listen to it, the more insane you become.

I wish drinking Coca-Cola had no downsides (not fattening or tooth rotting etc...)

@ReaderRagfihs granted, but you have to spend the majority at work

I wish I could snap my fingers and my house would be clean

Granted, but you must have a Genie in the bottle first.

I wish i can evolve myself like Pokemons.

Granted, but you have to be traded with someone else.

I wish Ocarina of Time got a remake.

Granted, but only 10 copies are made, with all of them being a parting gift for Reggie.

I wish games weren’t so expensive.

Granted, but the Water Temple got 7 times larger and the difficulty got so high that it requires 4 to 5 hours to complete and due to the people asking so much for an difficult Zelda, the EAD team doesn't want to lower the difficulty of the Temple.

I wish could go to inside different video game worlds to see the world's of Samus, Link, Donkey Kong, Megaman, Pit, etc.

Edit: this was for @GrailUK. Sorry for taking so long that someone else replied first.

@GyroZeppeli granted, but now they come in 6 parts on cartridge

I wish I didnt need sleep

Granted, but you fall asleep anyways.
i wish Nintendo made an anime for Super Mario 64.

Granted, but most of it focuses on the camera-wielding Lakitu's depressing home life where he lives alone with a temperamental piranha and is always behind on his bills while the IKRS (Iggy Koopa's Revenue Service) tries to track him down.

I wish that it was less annoying to go to the Doctor's office.

Granted, but instead it costs even more.

I wish I was telekinetic.

i wish i could understand inklingese

granted, but the inkling now talk english.
i wish Splatoon would get ported to Nintendo 64.

Granted, and it runs at 15frames with Turok fog.

I wish it was bed time