Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but it will not same like BotW.

I wish 7 Koopalings are return on Mario Odyssey.

But you don't get to fight them

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 on Switch

...but it will only star the cast of Winnie the Pooh.

It's the 25th anniversary for the latest Wizards & Warriors entry and a 4th installment in the series is surprisingly announced for Nintendo Switch.

...but all text and dialogue is written/spoken in Bohemian

I wish for Nintendo to buy Rare back

Granted. They promptly sell them to Activision.

I wish Splatoon 2 was named Spla2n.

Granted, but all texts with word "too" will be replaced with "2". 2 many (too many) / I 2k your weapon ( I took your weapon) / Winnie the 2h (Winnie the Tooh... eh Pooh)

I wish Springman appears as playable character on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

...but he is nearly unplayable due to his arms slamming into every corner.

Amy Hennig stops working on Uncharted and returns to Crystal Dynamics to write and direct a new Legacy of Kain entry.

I have no idea what that means and I want to keep the thread going, so I'll just make a wish.

I wish Nintendo would actually produce SNES Minis.

Granted, but now it's a self-serious cel-shaded MMO called "Legacy of PAIN."

Granted, they release a digital SNES mini on 3DS with $2 microtransactions for things like lives, phoneix downs, faries, etc. You can rub the console's face Fire Emblem style though.

I wish Monster Hunter: World had 50 brand new bosses and was releasing on Switch tomorrow.

Granted. But Capcom take the Square Enix approach to DQXI and decide the Switch can't handle the full version, so they turn Monster Hunter World into a top-down 16-bit style adventure. Also, the 50 brand new bosses all have the same sprite, just with 50 slightly different colour variations.

I wish the Switch virtual console would launch already, immediately offering the full back catalogue for SNES and GBA, with games downloadable at £3/$4/€3.50 each.

Granted, but it will take forever to download all of them.

I wish there will be Muscular Boxer characters for upcoming new characters for ARMS.

Granted, but he can't throw his fists like all the other fighters can. He has normal human arms, thus has to be very up close to even score a hit.

I wish we'd get Wind Waker HD on Switch.

Granted, but in this version you can only play as Tingle (but maybe that's a good thing?)

I wish Nintendo made a mario amiibo with a sombrero hat and called it the ''amiigo''

Granted, but when you use it it erases all your game saves and perma-switches your user name to "Griingo".

I wish the 3DS gets 5 more years of 1st party releases.

Granted, but they're all Fire Emblem face touching mini games. That one was too easy!

Thanks for the nightmares!

I wish Nintendo would make a singleplayer + optional co-op Metroid shooter spinoff that would recapture the feel of the original Halo trilogy in a new setting (not replacing the Prime games).

Granted. Have fun with Federation Force 2.

I wish all the Splatoon weapons were in Splatoon 2 now.

Granted, but they will be Toy Guns or Squeaky Guns.

I wish Final Fantasy X-3 is exist.

Granted. Final Fantasy X-3 is renamed Exist and becomes a life simulator.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish every time I answered one of these.

Granted. But next time you post in this thread people will resent you for not playing by the rules. After that every member on Nintendolife starts ignoring you. Eventually you become so annoyed you decide to become an internet troll. Then you get banned and you commit seppuku. This is the story how your NintendoLife became your NintendoDead

I wish Nintendo limited editions weren't so limited and scalpers stop existing.

@Sir_Anthony
Granted, Nintendo limited editions are now produced so plentifully that they become cheaper than the regular editions. The bottom of the market falls out and triggers the Great Games Crash of 2017. Unemployed games designers turn to organised crime and society crumbles under the resulting crime wave. Former scalpers (bet you thought I'd forgotten about them) form mad max style roving street gangs triggering widespread panic in the streets and the proclamation of police states.

I wish that Nintendo wasn't closing Miiverse down.