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Topic: Let’s Name Music Genres The Way We Name Game Genres

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Maxz

Metroidvania

A term used for games that are a bit like Metroid and a bit like Castlevania.

What does that mean? No one seems to know. Some say Metroidvanias need to be side-scrolling platformers with an emphasis on exploration. Others say anything with ‘backtracking’ and ‘gating’ mechanics qualifies (though this would seem to include everything but the most strictly linear games).

This lack of agreement on what the term actually means doesn’t seem to stop us using it liberally. Every other game announced seems to be declared a ‘Metroidvania’. Whether this betrays a lack of imagination on behalf of those designing the games, or those describing them, I’m not sure. Perhaps both.

Anyway, here’s a fun exercise. Let’s rename music genres in this way and see what we come up with.

Classic rock? Not any more:

Ledpurple

Grunge? Sorry, it’s:

Stonejam

K-pop? More like:

BTF(X)

Pop punk? I think you mean:

Sumday41182

Blues? That’s:

FreddalBBertkingkingking

I’m sure you get the idea. Let’s get rid of the stuffy labels of old and come up with some nice new genre tags that are in no way convoluted or confusing.

Go nuts!

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Rambler

@Royalblues
I would think blues and country artists would have a thing to say about that.

Robert Johnson's stuff is not jazz-like in the slightest.
Also church music.

Anyways RideTines for shoegaze

MaryKane for noisepop

MinorDu for hardcore punk

PopPIL for postpunk

Edit: Nurse With Wound's first album contained a list of recommended recordings - some possibly made up. So some more esoteric record shops / mail order have a NWW List section.

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jump

Well King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard are every known genre to man so they will do for everything!

Brit Pop - Blusis

2 Tone - Madcials

Thrash Metal - Slayerica

Industrial metal - Ninstein

Metalcore - Killswicthbreed

Trap - Fettyflocka

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Mioaionios

Grunge? Shoegaze? 2 Tone? Trap?

I'm so out of touch with music genres. Is there a master's degree I can take somewhere to catch up?

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jump

@Tremblucay Theres no such thing as grunge, shogaze, 2 tone or trp. It's Stonejam, Anyways RideTines, madicals and fettyflocka!

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Rambler

Everyone knows that there is only two genres of music: country, and western

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jump

@Rambler Nah, the two types of music are rock and the other is roll!

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QwegieII

Nah only two types of music, stuff i like and stuff i dislike.

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Buizel

I'm very glad we don't name music genres in this way.

At least 2'8".

Anti-Matter

Buizel wrote:

I'm very glad we don't name music genres in this way.

There was.
Check the music genre from Pop'n Music rhythm game by Konami.

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Anti-Matter

Rambler wrote:

Everyone knows that there is only two genres of music: country, and western

Oh, there are a lot of music genres.

Eurobeat
Euro Trance
Eurodance
Euro House
Hardcore Trance
Happy Hardcore
2 Steps
Goa Trance
Psy Trance
Medieval Choir
Dark Progressive
Techno Rave
Cyber Trance
Funk Pop
Punk Metal
Speedy Classical
etc.

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Maxz

@jump This thread was meant to be satirical but these suggestions are worryingly plausible.

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Rambler

@Anti-Matter
Uh-huh

@Royalblues - aha! This is properly going back to 19thC stuff - music hall, vaudeville, sheet music songs. I think ragtime might have it's roots in that.

Popular music history is wonderfully knotty

Blues is folk-based, I think, along with gospel/church roots (think I'm on very dodgy ground here...). Yeah, country is an offshoot iirc, with RnB-inflected country (or was it the other way round?) becoming hillbilly, then rockabilly, then part of rock n roll.

I'm sure that jazz originated in New Orleans, but as with blues it'll be difficult to find the first examples

Rambler

jump

@Maxz Oh I'm taking this seriously, I'm so using Slayerica to describe thrash from now on!

It's just a shame Slayerica as a genre is more of a product of the 80s so I can't really use it much anymore. It was that silly LimpPark fad which didn't last that almost killed it but killswicthbreed type bands seem to be the standard now.

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jedgamesguy

Rock and non rock music. If we define rock as a song with an electric guitar then the music world's been taken over in our sleep.

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Dogorilla

In the same vein as 'roguelike', old-school rock 'n' roll songs would be Preslikes.

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Rambler

Dogorilla wrote:

In the same vein as 'roguelike', old-school rock 'n' roll songs would be Preslikes.

Ikelikes?

Rambler

Maxz

@Dogorilla This is genius. I’m releasing a Preslike concept album as soon as I get the time and the money and the studio and the rest of the band.

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