
Joining an ever-growing list of dating sims for the Switch, Arcade Spirits is a visual novel that imagines a world in which the video game crash of 1983 never happened. Arcades are more popular now than they’ve ever been, and technology has come on leaps and bounds. Despite this, the protagonist makes a point to mention that nothing else has changed all that much; internet trolls are still annoyingly prevalent, pro-gamer celebs are abundant, and flying cars sadly don't exist.
You play as a new starter in the popular Funplex arcade, where you’ll be meeting a handful of unique characters, all of which are completely viable romantic partners. Everything from your character’s pronoun to hair colour is customisable when you start your story, which is a nice addition to a genre that rarely features custom characters. We’d have liked a few more options here such as different clothing items and accessories, but we’ll take it as it is.

At the start of the story, you’re prompted by your roommate to download a mobile app called Iris, a life coach in the form of a fully-3D woman that pops right out of your phone’s screen. Iris convinces your character to take the plunge and apply for the role at Funplex, but in terms of how it works in the game as a whole, Iris allows you to pick from multiple dialogue choices as you’re interacting with the various characters, with each choice linked to a specific character trait. These are clearly displayed, so you'll always know what kind of response you'll be giving.
The game is fairly lighthearted overall, so there’s never really any danger of picking the ‘wrong’ dialogue option when you're interacting with the characters, and you can quite deliberately curate the interactions in order to achieve your own desired outcome. What’s nice as well is that you don’t have to pursue anyone romantically in the game at all if you don’t want to - you can just go with the flow and make some fairly eccentric friends as you get to grips with working in the arcade.
The game naturally funnels you along its narrative, so there’s rarely any opportunity to deviate from its given path, but there are plenty of instances where you can pick which of the available characters you’d like to interact with. All in all, you’re looking at good 5 or 6 hours worth of gameplay, and there are of course multiple endings to encounter along with varying choices throughout the experience, if you wish to play through it again.

There are plenty of characters to get to know during your time in Funplex; a couple of our favourites include the bubbly technician Naomi and competitive gamer QueenBee. The writing and dialogue is decent for the most part, and there are plenty of lines that will bring a smile to your face. The story leans more into comedy territory than it does the romance genre, which will no doubt help lure in those who might enjoy visual novels, but perhaps aren’t quite as keen on dating sims.
It’s a shame, then, that the voice acting isn’t up to scratch in comparison to the writing. Certain characters, like Iris, sound great, but there are others that really pull you out of the experience with their over-the-top tone and delivery. In addition, the audio in general - if playing in handheld mode - is really quiet, even when you crank up the volume to maximum. We’re hoping a patch comes in to solve this, because we really like the calm, ambient music and would love to be able to actually hear it.
Visually though, Arcade Spirits is a treat. The cartoon characters are incredibly unique and are absolutely bursting with visual quirks; you’ll very quickly gravitate towards your favourites in no time. These contrast nicely with the more painterly quality of the environments which, while static, convey the atmosphere of the time period perfectly. Some design decisions are a bit odd; so for example, given that the setting imagines a world in which video game arcades are thriving and holographic phone screens are a thing, we would’ve liked to have seen a more bold sci-fi vision to accompany this. Instead, the arcade looks very much like one from your own childhood, and the game frequently leans into these more nostalgic elements a little too heavily.
Conclusion
Arcade Spirits is a niche title that will nevertheless find its audience thanks to some great writing and a very inclusive selection of diverse characters to interact with. While there are a few flaws in the sound design area, including some poor voice work and an overall low volume output, the gameplay is engaging and the plot intriguing, making this the perfect choice if you're after a fun, lighthearted experience or a well-written gaming nostalgia trip.
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Love the art, but it's a shame about the voice acting.
I love arcades and I like dating Sims. I'll probably give this a go when it's on sale
I'm generally a big fan of visual novels but this one doesn't grab me. Not huge on the style and custom player characters in any story driven game is always a massive turn off.
These niche settings are both getting out of hand and not going far enough. Where’s my VN where you play as a buff clone of Dick Cheney, dating buff clones of other US political figures? I call it.... Queer and Present Danger.
This looks like that daddy dating sim. Is it similar?
Premise sounds okay, art looks rancid, not one character looks even 'fine' to me. I'm just not a fan of this generic western look for VNs.
Not surprised NL likes it though, pushes all the approved buttons for them.
@BeautyandtheBeer
If you mean the dating options, what's to hate about that, you don't even get to see any of it if you don't want to!
I think I actually requested this review a while back, thanks for explaining the options. Definitely gonna try it out now!
Yeah it sounds about right you guys would approve of an uninspired game like this. Too bad this will bomb because since it tries to play it so safe, it becomes completely generic.
So tumblr it hurts
I was vaguely interested in this (particularly as there is a physical release), but the more I found out about it, the more I have been put off.
Custom pronouns?
The so-called "inclusive" and "diverse" camp don't strike me as being either of what they claim to be as they tend to conform to the same ideological sensitivities in order to narcissistically position themselves as morally superior (and dye their hair in colours befitting clowns to disguise the dullard that resides within). I've tried, but their obsession with self-appointed identity strikes me as inherently dishonest, and I have found my interactions with them to be insincere in even the idlest of pleasantries. Whatever happened to "it's what's inside that counts"?
People tend to forget how tribal human beings are. Hell, this very website is a tribe of sorts (bound by a common hobby), but this game is pandering to the "individualist" market which in itself is a tribe (some may consider this to be ironic), but if only they could see.
Romance of the arcade? I don’t recall seeing any girls in the arcade when I was a kid. Well, there were moms, but they weren’t cougars cruisin’ for some young stud eager to slip a whole roll of quarters into their coin slot.
Were there people swapping dna in the afterburner cabinet? Maybe, but it wasn’t obvious.
Also I have no interest in this game. The article tagline pulled me in with its nonsense.
@Silly_G I guess the whole custom pronouns thing is there so that your avatar can represent anyone you want. It’s not as if anything’s forced, you just pick the one that suits you.
While ‘it’s what’s inside that counts’ is an admirable way of thinking, not everyone feels that way and especially bigots who just love to attack people who look a certain way. I can see why you would think certain members of that subculture are dishonest, in my dealings with them I have met some truly insincere people (usually straight women who are way too into RuPaul), but it’s important to note that it’s a vocal minority, same as how the whole ‘burn em with hellfire’ crowd are a vocal minority.
Personally, I think the end goal is actually stopping Pride once it no longer feels out of place among the rest of the calendar, as it’s a day to celebrate culture that has been overlooked and if that becomes, shall we say, ‘mainstream’ enough, it will no longer be countercultural. That will be the day these hangers-on who use it as a way to act ‘individual’ jump onto the next thing, and believe you me, there will be a next thing. You’ll probably find half these people will end up on the other side in the future, everyone’s views are outdated eventually.
@garfreek I don't hate any of the dating options, guy, gal or whatever else represents the alphabet people. Just seems NL are gonna give these things more praise purely for that as if it's some major enhancement rather than a standard element.
@BeautyandtheBeer Hmm yhea I get that. Take away those things and you probably have a pretty mediocre game.
Thing is, I don't know a lot of games where you can do all this at the moment. So it's a pretty big selling point, at this moment in time.
If enough games include this we'll probably only hear this when it's NOT included.
Say what you will about the western art style, but at least it won't make the person looking over your shoulder think you're playing a hentai game.
@garfreek I think enough games include it already, not every game has to include options like that, it shouldn't be praised exclusively for it, if a game creator just wants straight options fine, that is okay no matter how much hate certain crowds direct towards it, more choice, fine. The more places like these praise it we never getting anywhere.
@BeautyandtheBeer name 5! I literally can't, let alone three in the last year.
Praising this stuff may inspire studios to do the same and get easy praise points. Making these options normal, and reducing people talking about it, because if everyone does it, it's not normal anymore.
In totally OK with Nintendo not making link run off with a stable boy or something. But if there's a date mechanic, why not?
Think how crap it would be the other way around! All you ever saw, read and heard about was Gay boys. People would sometimes act like a boy liked a girl, but nope he ends up with a dude in the end!
Every movie in theaters, every song on the radio and every book in the bookstore: gay love.
And then there's a piece of crap game, but it finally gives you the chance to date a girl. And you've got a choice between the preppy jerk and a goth girl. (because the other 8 choices, are dudes. )
That's basically what it's like for us xD
@garfreek While I don't go for them a quick look around gives me this, the daddy thing, sweet pool, Togainu no Chi Lost Blood releasing soon, A Kiss For The Petals Maidens of Michael, Flowers, Yumeutsutsu and more. Haven't limited to purely Switch releases only cause I don't think it's particularly fair in the discussion.
Your example would make sense if the majority of the world was gay but it ain't, being gay, bi or whatever is the overwhelming minority and as such ain't nowt wrong with it being equally represented in games.
@BeautyandtheBeer
By that logic an alfabet person should be the main character of 1 in every 20 games.... I like it!
(and those games are all barely translated anime games, but hey, it's something xD)
@garfreek I think 1 in 20 for narrative games is actually less than what we have now though.
All those listed are 100% in English (minus voices), it's a niche that caters for an extreme niche.
Think that's enough though as this has gone wildly off topic.
@BeautyandtheBeer pretty much, but it's been interesting! Thanks for the discussion!
I'm married to an arcade machine, this is perfect.
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