It didn't take long for the good Zelda fans of the world to set their sites on the Koroks when Tears of the Kingdom was released a few weeks ago, and now, after countless times of watching these little guys getting rocketed, burnt, blown up or otherwise 'oof'-ed, it seems that the community has set its sights on another target.
We are, of course, talking about Cuccos — any Zelda fan's nemesis since they first jokingly took a swing at one back in Ocarina of Time. Unlike Koroks, this passive poultry is capable of dropping items when flustered, and that makes them all the more attractive a target to those bent on putting them through a living shell hell.
And so we get to this egg-farming contraption from @ZAKUYA_BOTW, a rather efficient build, we must say, but one that feels a little closer to factory farming than we initially expected from a game like Tears of the Kingdom.
As you can see, no Cuccos were hurt in this egg collection, but we imagine that they will have needed quite the breather upon being let out.
And that's not all. We also spotted MellowMars540 over on Reddit showcase a similarly eggs-travagant design to load up on eggs quickly — once again putting a healthy layer of protection around the device to keep Link out of the flight path of any birds in a bad mood.
Of course, this level of Cucco torture pales in comparison to those builds which are a little more firey. We'll leave you with this instant-grill design from @aquatic_ambi...
Have you turned your building attention to Cuccos just yet? Let us know in the comments.
[source twitter.com]
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The last one is a joke, the roasted whole bird doesn't spawn from the cucco, as they're actually invulnerable.
Link is now the apex predator of hyrule, not even cuccos can hurt him while in this machine
Wow! the things people come up with! LMAO
Give humans creative freedom, and surely they'll construct machines to industrialise exploitation and destruction. Oh, and machines that rain down death. What's next, a big factory farm in Hyrule? Automated breeding and butchering of animals? A stealth bomber, which I assume has already been done? A human resource machine to sell people on international markets to back up the infinite creation of digital currency?
On the bright side, in Hyrule, EVERYTHING is digital.
65 hours in the only things I've done w/ zonai devices is fly and drive a little bit🤷♂️. Though I still only have 1 battery cell so maybe when I get a few more, these people making stuff always have like 5 or 6. I built Link a home and finished Luralein fishing village, I'm basically playing this like it's Animal Crossing. 😂
This subheading is beautiful. I'm proud of you, Jim.
I call this Fowl Play..... 🤣
Minor point, but Cuccos predate OoT. They first appeared in ALttP, in two forms no less (skeletal in the Dark World). They were also in LA.
I'm sad you still can't make bacon and eggs. I like omelettes as much as the next guy, but come on.
People definitely started taking swings at them in A Link To The Past
And I thought factory farming was bad.
Battery farming in more than one sense of the term!
Impressive, Cuccos to the creators!
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