
Think for a second about Nintendo's biggest games of 2022. There was Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, Xenoblade Chronicles, Bayonetta and Splatoon 3, Pokémon Scarlet and Violet, the list goes on. It would make sense then, don't you think, for the company to use one of these in a comical festive pose for its usual 'Happy Holidays' social media post, right?
So what did @NintendoEurope decide to go for this year? Was it a cute image of Pawmi and Fuecoco frolicking in the snow? Perhaps a giant snowball shaped like Kirby or the Gura Flava Camp experiencing a heavy frost? Nope, it's a post from @SplatoonJP of an Inkling and two Octolings. And they're just standing there...
For a piece of original art, this is undoubtedly pretty cool, but for a post about spreading the joys of Christmas cheer? We can think of a few images which might have been slightly more well-wishing.
We suppose - and this is a real stretch here - that the primary colour of the image is green, surely one of the main colours of Christmas, and the splatters are wearing jackets and jumpers. But wait! If you squint real hard at the top right, there is definitely something that vaguely resembles a snowflake up there! Well pull my cracker and call me Rudolph, we guess this is a Christmas post after all!
We're sure that there is going to be more official Nintendo good cheer on social media over the coming days - the obligatory Mario and Luigi having a snowball fight and the like - but we couldn't help but have a little chuckle at how the company appears to be kicking off the season in the least festive of ways!
Do you have any more ideas of Nintendo-themed Christmas posts? Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
[source twitter.com]
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There's no room for Splatoween or Squidmas in the new chaotic world of Splatoon 3.
@Yosher I guess those are just Inkopolis holidays. In the Splatlands we just get invaded by Salmonids every few months.
I sure hope this changes. Splatoon 3 so far feels like it has half the post launch support that 2 had.
I hate Christmas decorations so this is great! Suits the whole winter vibe perfectly, if you forget all the bows and bauble silliness and focus on the coolness.
@PinderSchloss oh Scrooge, I didn't think you knew how to use a computer.
Well it has a lot of green in it. Taking that color and applying it to an imaginary tree is up to you.
Yeah it kinda feels like a "It is Christmas time." printed in arial on a A4 paper
It's a shame their fourth team mate got disconnected.
That's ... definitely a weird choice. O_o
Dress up Big Man as Manta Claus with Shiver and Frye as his elves. Ay ay ay!
@KayFiOS hahaha absolutely THIS! That made me nerd laugh. Thank you and I will consider your wit my Christmas gift.
Or have a Cohock Salmonid in a Santa costume driving a sleigh with flying Flipper-Floppers. If only I was a better Splatverse artist!
@PinderSchloss You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Sometimes Christmas is just about having a chill time with a guy and another guy and you just sit there while Guy 1 stands with his back turned and Guy 2 looks down on you imposingly with a gun.
Sometimes that’s what Christmas is really about.
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Well I certainly like the art and you could argue that since it's the 'Chill' Season, showing off gear from it does make sense....but man I would've loved to see something like this but for Deep Cut:

The classic Christmas colours of green, green, and green.
@theModestMouse
Favourite tired buzzword that is meaningless.
@theModestMouse "Woke means absolutely nothing; it is a truly meaningless word these days. It's like saying 'challenge' or 'prank' on the internet, truly devoid of all semblance of meaning, but this looks like the kind of guy that would be screeching about everything being 'woke.' 'Argh! Goddamn you, woke demons! You've ruined my Captain Crunch cereal! Ugh! I can taste the SJW propaganda with every bite!'"
—MoistCr1t1kal
Alone with that squid walking, I feel like a voyeur, looking in at a private moment, a romance.
@Noxide only getting updates every 3 months helps with that, instead of every or every other month.
Maybe its neutral because everybody is triggered by everything today and not everyone celebrates Christmas
As one who doesn’t celebrate Christmas, it’s a nice change, imo.
@theModestMouse
I love how defensive and paranoid "anti woke" people are. you see "woke" everywhere you look!
Squids hate jesus confirmed.
That's the war on Christmas for you. Welcome to Joe Biden's America.
@Euler lol what
nintendo is a japanese company
People tend to remember that one radical ‘woke’ thing they’ve heard, from some extremist on twitter, and then assume that’s what everyone believes and they dismiss ‘woke’ altogether without even listening anymore.
@-wc- I’m sorry but that is an exceptionally woke shade of woke green and nothing you can say can convince me otherwise.
It’s even woker than last year’s shade of blindingly woke chartreuse:
https://twitter.com/splatoonjp/status/1473216777597423618?s=46&t=WHTReeJLRlAAChK9-AVipw
@Maxz
😂🤣 I can't tell where your irony level is at and I'm loving it! cheers! ☺️
Some people really take it personally that not everything is about the holiday they celebrate.
@PinderSchloss I didn't say anything about wokeness.
@Jiggies Sorry, my bad! Tagged you by accident.
@PinderSchloss No worries. I hope your heart grows 3 sizes today man!
@Jiggies It might just do that if I don’t have to tolerate any more cheerfulness!
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