Usually, when we report on figurines, the bits of plastic in question have something to do with games. Not so with GoodSmile's latest bouquet of lads, who are all figures from iconic statues and paintings, from the Venus de Milo to The Thinker.
What's remarkable about them is the photos. Someone at GoodSmile has clearly had a whale of a time showing off the poseable figurines, because every single one features the character in question in some utterly ludicrous positions... almost like the fake art that Animal Crossing's Redd attempts to sell you.
The statues are all being sold as part of GoodSmile's "Table Museum" collection, which are available on their site right here. The statues — some of which come with extra accessories, like Venus de Milo's lost arms or Botticelli's Venus option for windswept hair — cost anywhere from 4,378 yen ($38 / £26.50) for smaller figurines to 14,300 yen ($104.50 / £86.50) to larger ones.
Some are resales of older figurines, like the Terracotta Warrior, which has been on the site since May, 2021, and The Ghost of Oyuki being available since November 2018, but many are new, and destined for release in 2022 or 2023.
Listen, all we'll say is that you should probably have our Fake Art Guide up if you want to buy any of these. We take no responsibility for swindles, forgeries, cons or hustles at Nintendo Life.
[source special.goodsmile.info]
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Something something, off topic, something something slow day.
Anways, these are hilarious, so I'll let it slide.
Pretty sure that bronze one is Burt Reynolds.
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Well some of these are very much like a newspaper: black, white and Redd all over!
(I'm aware this is a terrible joke)
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Now I want some fully articulated Hieronymus Bosch figures.
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This version should be included in Animal Crossing games.
Is it wrong that I actually want these? And The person that posed these looks like they had so much fun, I can’t help but smile.
What's with all of the removed comments?
Am I alone in thinking that figurines that graphically depicted female genitalia wouldn't get an article here, and certainly not with images? Some of these figures are of cherubs, which are fundamentally the immature male physique, and their genitalia is on display. Of course, you can justify this as "art", but aren't videogames also art? The naked female body is also art too, then. What are you doing here, NL?Stirring the pot with a double standard?
@WhiteUmbrella I noticed the Venus de Milo isn’t pictured 😂
Take a shot every time an NL staff writes an article about Animal Crossing or some how manages to randomly insert it into anything not remotely related.
"Hey, we here at Nintendo Life flipping love Animal Crossing, couldn't you tell?"
@DrewBA77 People be salty.
I'm just here for the G-rated nudity.
Played Animal Crossing with my little kids for over 200h, during the pandemic when AC was a life saver, but I can’t say I understand the title. What level of AC trolling are they talking about? These look nothing like Animal Crossing characters, and I’m also not aware of any in game AC parodies that look like these quite deformed and disturbing looking pieces. There’s no subtlety, no finesse in execution, they’re no children-friendly, and I don’t think I’d want something like these figures anywhere near my home.
@Ara Some of the paintings and statues you can buy from Redd in the game are fakes and have differences to the real ones so you can tell if you’ve been duped or not. A coffee stain on the painting or an ear ring on a model that’s not supposed to be there, extremely subtle stuff. Nothing extreme like the models here. I have no idea why anybody would look at look at these pieces and think of Animal Crossing, much less write an article about it.
@larryisaman I would, because I'm sure most people know about these statues from Animal Crossing.
@russell-marlow Actually nothing about being salty haha, the comments were largely pretty similar to yours, regarding the tenuous link between the article and Nintendo games
Why take a slight jab when you can just delete comments xD
@TommyTendo These are some of the most famous and iconic pieces of art in the world.
Regardless, the “link” between these figures and AC that the article was going for was not just that these pieces are in AC but the similarity to the fakes that Redd sells and the alterations they have. As I said before though, the alterations are so subtle in AC that you have to have a keen eye to notice them- not like these figures in the slightest
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