Donkey Kong is a franchise that has been passed around numerous developers over the years, resulting in a lovely array of different genres and interpretations of the series. It also had a TV show made about it, which is something that some people would probably like to forget.
After being banded around for 30 years as of 2021 it's unsurprising that a number of characters have been introduced through a mixture of necessity and artistic license, only never to be seen again. It's important to us to make sure we know where these various members of the extended Kong family fall in terms of arbitrary ranking, so after extensive digging we amassed a total of 55 members of the Kong family – however obscure – and placed them throughout seven tiers.
Make sure you check out the video to see where we placed such classic examples as Chained Kong and Fedora Kong, and drop us a comment below if we've made the grievous error of underrating Cranky Kong's Great Grandfather.
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Great, now rank them according to which Kong has the biggest schlong.
@Agriculture Unpopular opinion but, seriously, these DK/Penis jokes are stupid.
Enough is enough.
@Agriculture Definitely Funky, have you seen his shorts when he's working in the Tropical Freeze shop? 👀
Why rank them? We all know Chunky Kong is number 1 while the rest are tied at 2.
Eh. Only Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong are essential, the rest are mostly filler. Cranky Kong is good for nostalgia, and Funky/Candy Kong serve their purpose.
Anyone care to write out the list?
@Agriculture Lanky Kong. Without a doubt.
@Euler You missed Dixie, who is without question the best Kong.
@DK-Fan What (awsome) sites do you go to if you hear so many Donkey Kong penis jokes that you end up getting sick of them?
@Agriculture He's probably just tired of the "expand dong" joke.
DK Jr's Wife... Well that's a thing.
No love for Bluster Kong, I see.
Wait this guy's never even played DK 64 and he thinks he can rank Kongs? Worthless.
King k rool is the best kong
R.I.P D.K J.R. funny how I can say that all with acronyms and you all know exactly what I'm saying
You missed Donkey Kong himself from the TV show. I think his singing voice alone puts him in S tier.
I watched the entire video and I have to admit, this is one of your most useless videos and also one that I enjoyed the most.
I'd add Jon, Zion and Alex in the S tier, because we're all glorified apes who can potentially wear a red tie, and as you said it, you'd be blood related to DK if you were to wear one.
@Euler
False, Funky Kong deserves a romantic cinematic universe
I just made an account for this website to comment on this video to ask...did you really forget to add TV Donkey Kong to this list ?
I have a good idea for a new Kong family member. Hong Kong Confucius style advises like "When you see barrel rolling at you jump."
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