
Listen, we're not going to get too deep into this, because we are a family website, gosh darn it, but it seems that Big, Angry Bowser in today's Super Mario 3D World trailer is exactly what some people are looking for in a man. We admire the candour and courage of these people in publicly admitting it to the rest of the world, like in this Kotaku piece by staff writer Ash Parrish simply entitled: "Oh No, He's Hot".
We cannot possibly pass comment on Large Father Bowser, since we are a website and, as such, have no feelings, but in lieu of our own take on whether or not Daddy B is lookin' fine these days, here are some opinions from social media:

Hey, remember when a lot of people thought Ring Fit Adventure's antagonist, Dragaux, was hot, too? Maybe that's because its players are predominantly women, or maybe that's because he's an 80-foot-tall slab of beef. Again, we can't pass comment. We are but a humble website. Is Nintendo catering to these fans on purpose? Is someone on the development team really into tall, muscular dragon-men? We may never know.
Anyway, now you've read about Buff Papa Bowser, read about sales figures to cool down, and tell us about your favourite ways to file your yearly taxes in the comments.
[source kotaku.com]
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I can't blame them, all of these lockdowns have lowered my standards as well.
...but also, why?
Bowser may have pecs but he does not have Mario's glorious nipples.
Bowser is one manly beast for sure...
I know... I’m part of the problem... I clicked, I commented, I am my own worst enemy. This world gets more disturbing by the day. This nonsense wouldn’t have happened back when we were blowing into cartridges, seeing if the zapper gun still made the screen flash if you pointed behind you, and no one knew if Ghosts and Goblins could be beat.
As if we ever stopped thinking that.
He has always been Hot. what are ya talkin' about?!
Back when Bowser's hot temper got the better of him.

.... I comment because I feel obligated to, but I have nothing to say...
Bowser's on that new steroid cycle, yo.
Looking like Mr. Olympia 2020 "Big Ramy" out there.
I mean with that flaming hair and fire breath, he is literally hot.
People think Channing Tatum is hot so honestly I understand Bowser more.
KKKKKKKKKK i'm going to try to forget I saw what hotgoomba posted and I'm going to forget this article ever exested later.
I’m glad for this, my 6 year old said the other day “Bowser isn’t scary he’s fun” and I was like WHAT have these cute games done to the new generation of gamers.
Glad to see King Koopa back on his HULK SMASH
He’s not Kurt Cobain hot tho xxx
Everyday we stray further from God
He can breathe fire, so I can see why he’s hot I guess.
He’s HOT because peach needs the best
Why, internet? Why?
Geez, Quarantine did you well, huh, Bowser?
Who said the internet stopped thinking bowser was hot because I sure as hell didn't
@Menardi Hot Medusa. Hot Captain Syrup. Hot Edelgard.
Waiiiiiiit a second...
Yeah because the internet thinks a koopa is hot but not ACTUAL PEOPLE
this bowser should have been a monster in MHW to fight. He's huge! Curious if anyone planning to mod the game to add bowser in it.
He's a loving father, too. What's not to like about Bowser?
@Sabrewing well he’s trying to force Peach to share his kingdom with him instead of trying to share it with me. I’d gladly walk no prance myself down the aisle unlike Peach who has to have a mountain worth of restraining orders and half the Mushroom Kingdom’s budget going to defense against him.
I found it quite funny that you mentioned being a family website, and then linked a Twitter handle with the F word in it. 😂
At this point the internet could show pictures of a new fungal infection and four hours later someone would be be posting weird fan fiction about it wearing speedos.
Bunch of degens
It's the internet. If you look for them, there are people who sexualize vegetables. There exist people who can find literally anything "hot".
I- I don’t even know what to say in this situation
Im going off topic and want to say with the picture of bowser up top, I want to see a bowser and mario/asura's wrath mashup.
Hmm I think you may have overlooked a big swear word on a Twitter name there
@Heavyarms55 Did you see the curves on that butternut squash?
"RANDOM: Welp, The Internet Thinks Bowser Is Hot Again"
Rather:
RANDOM: Sigh, Some Users On Twitter Thinks Bowser Is Hot Again
Well, he’s literally breathing fire so we’re not wrong. LOL XD
Seriously though, the LGBT community finds Bowser both adorable and well...appealing. They’re not wrong to be fair. He looks cool anyway so fair enough.
He's a giant turtle demon that just got his one-winged angel mode. Of course he's hot now... hell, was he ever not?
/s
Yeah, just wait until Giga Bowsette is a thing. Oh wait.
Nintendo knows exactly what they’re doing, almost all their franchises have their hot furry bait characters
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