E3 speculation is all well and good, but there's so little promised by Nintendo this year and, as far as we know, no enormous surprises in store, we decided to take a different route.
So instead of making sensible, reliable predictions it was the bright idea of the one penning this article to go in completely the opposite direction, creating a series of totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable predictions. You know, for fun.
So check out the video below where you'll get to see all these silly notions created in the name of so-called entertainment.
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Meh
lol
Realistic Prediction: After working together to bring Minecraft to Wii U, Microsoft and Nintendo will announce the forthcoming release of Banjo Fourie in Q1 2017, exclusively for the Virtual Boy.
I'm outraged that Nintendo's designers are caving in to SJWs and adding an option with longer hair. Going back to the NES game, Links hair has always been short, with ridiculously long sideburns and bangs. GET IT RIGHT NINTENDO
You already know what I'm hoping for.


"A little nonesense now and then is relished by the wisest men." - William Wonka
Xenoblade Chronicles XXX coming exclusively to Nintendo 3DS. Will be the system's first AO rated game.
Nintendoland 2 coming in Winter 2016 for 3DS and Wii U and will feature online cross play between systems.
Also New Super 3DS HD coming in 2017 and will have GBA VC for the low price of $249.99
I heard that too about a fully customizable Link! In addition to the hair length, you can swap out his sprite entirely for your Mii. You know, for Nintendo fans who aren't real big on Link.
MK8.5 and Bayonetta 3 for the WiiU are on their way . . . sometime after the NX launch.
@AlexSora89 Sadly, the 3DS is simply far too weak to emulate the GBA. Only the new3DS is fully capable of emulating the SNES with no major issues, so GBA is still asking a bit much.
Nintendo hated the results of the ambassador games, which simply ran via DSi mode, instead of being actual GBA games.
comically outlandish predictions and no final fantasy legacy collection smh (it'll totally have the first ten core series games, tactics, the option to have them totally remastered, a free live chocobo with purchase, codes to download other characters for smash, it can make you a sandwich, whatever you guys want!)
I think you may be on to something...
I'm hoping for Blastcorps 2,Toejam &Earl 3 and Fantastic Dizzy 2.Feeling hopeful for at least 2 of those to come true.
@Sanicranfast I love playing my ambassador games just the way they are without the save states and such. It feels more authentic that way and the simple fact that Nintendo won't do it for emulation reasons is sort of dumb I guess considering they released N64 VC games on the original Wii without those same emulated functions and had no problems with it.
@Desrever loving that avatar/gif or whatever it is......
@OorWullie are you watching my dreams!!!
Mother 3, s'il vous plait
Mother 3 should probably happen. It wouldn't take them any real effort.
That video is the biggest pile of nonsense.
GTA:U - ultimate GTA featuring the maps of Vice City, GTAIV, GTAV and London (borrowed from Getaway).
@ULTRA-64 We dream alike haha. I'm not sure which one of those would make me happier.Blastcorps 2 probably. I loved that game.
I was hoping for something about NX any information ... But now I can't raise my hopes specially after last year event ! ... I don't see they can offer anything more specially with the end of the 3ds and Wii U life time ... But I hope for real games ! New Mario games specially
@Nintenjoe64 I'll be there day one for that.
Looks at title. Respects your perseverance. Hold out for another year guys, there'll be games in the end.
Mother 3 in French is something that could work well for me. =) My French reading comprehension skills easily trump my non-existing Japanese ones.
@Sanicranfast You're wrong for saying they aren't GBA games, since that is what they are running in DSi mode. It's running the original code with hardware, no emulation. That makes them better to a lot of people since it means the games run just like they were intended to, which doesn't always happen with emulated experiences.
STARDEW VALLEY 4 WII U!!!! (And other consoles). No, really, this has actually been confirmed. Who's ready for the best Wi U game of the year?
New Skylanders to have exclusive Bowser jr and Diddy Kong Amiibos.
You can play as Link in any Nintendo game. You just need a Link cable...
@OorWullie yeah me too. I bought an n64 again a few years ago and it was the first game I bought for my new collection. I really want silicon valley, snowboard kids and wrecking' balls(I think that was the name) to complete my nostalgia overload!
Actually, there's a game that possibly COULD make a return, snowboard kids!?! Who has the rights now?
BREAKING NEWS: The next sonic game will actually be a good one all about Silver the Hedgehog
I hope there are no more wiiu game going to 3ds :/ not to be the selfish gamer but all the droughts and 2 games a year. And all the favoritism they show for the handheld its annoying actually. Where are 3ds ports to wiiu or the option to play 3ds games on wiiu?
Where's Luigi mansion 2 at kid icarus. Beck I can even remember them talking about a likely port for tomodachi life, animal crossing, and yo kai. But its been years....
Why does that red Sonic have a tennis racket? Did I miss the joke?
Yeah I'm not even excited for E3 this year because there's likely to be nothing new announced. I'm looking forward to seeing Zelda in action at last and hoping for a title confirmation but not much else. Maybe Nintendo are going to surprise us with something when we least expect it.
I laughed out loud at "never truly played a game until you've smelt it", Earthbound in French, and "Link with short hair, Link with slightly longer hair,... Pokemon Go...". Hilarious!
@MarioPhD NX...or Nintendo XBox!?
(Honestly, that FIFA17 sounds tempting and Link with TWO hair lengths? I figured we'd get one at the most! )
EXCLUSIVE: Nintendo is hiring professional hormonal 11-year-olds to act as whining babies on Xbox Clubs to help Microsoft recapture the spirit of Miiverse.
@LavaTwilight DAMN YOU! Now I can't stop thinking of that dumb and catchy song!
-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRy7eLmseLU <-
@Desrever How is that giving into SJWs? If anything it's looking at the fact that men are supposed to have long hair, scientifically speaking, and that it's an abnormal societal concept that we must cut our hair short. Not to mention most great medieval warriors like the Norse are often depicted with long hair. It just shows overall strength and health. A true warrior grows his mane out long.
Streets of Rage 4 and Final Fight crossover with sprite characters tearing up the streets!
Or Sega could license the Streets of Rage Remake fan game and release it for all consoles.
Those were just as realistic of expectations as I read about every year before E3. Which is sad, really really sad.
But hey, good for a laugh. At least you know you're wrong, unlike everyone else who thinks they are right only to be proven dead wrong later.
I personally would love character customization in Zelda... It would definitely fit with the idea of Link being the connection between you and the game world.
@Lady_rosalina I'm not really interested in the topic, but Rosalina is awesome!
You left out the big three announcements:
1) Twitch functionality added to both WiiU and 3DS,
2) Cross-platform finally added, allowing virtual console games to be played on both systems, and
3) The Vitality Sensor finally being released, and a mandatory firmware update makes you HAVE to use it, and if your vitals go out of the safe range at any moment, you are forced to take a 30 minute break.
I'd have gone with a Multiplayer Pokemon Game on NX, wich you could be a Gym Leader and whatnot
@LavaTwilight
Eh, consider the source!
So Kirby's Vegan Diet Adventure Ultra and F-Zero: Horse Racing aren't being announced after all? Drat!
I'm just hoping for an awesome surprise.....
@eltomo I think one of the things Sonic fans are infamous for is making "fan made" characters by taking sprites or regular images of Sonic and just adding random stuff to them. Like literally using Microsoft paint and just drawing on top of it. Thus the red Sonic with a tennis racket, black stripes, etc. Just google "(Any name here) the hedgehog" and you'll see what I mean lol.
@Sanicranfast
And yet I'd buy DSi-mode GBA games in a heartbeat.
Making the GBA a Wii U exclusive was a mere business decision, Reggie himself said just as much. A business decision that didn't turn out to be the system seller Nintendo hoped would be in the long run. Which is why I think it's more than time to lift the home console embargo with the games that were never meant to be played exclusively in your living room.
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