E3 speculation is all well and good, but there's so little promised by Nintendo this year and, as far as we know, no enormous surprises in store, we decided to take a different route.

So instead of making sensible, reliable predictions it was the bright idea of the one penning this article to go in completely the opposite direction, creating a series of totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable predictions. You know, for fun.

So check out the video below where you'll get to see all these silly notions created in the name of so-called entertainment.