As previously pointed out in a talking point earlier this week, we are officially in the thick of E3 silly season. Every year, we receive "official internal documents" from various fans and readers who claim to have received such highly confidential information from their best friend's uncle who works at Nintendo, or a similarly far-fetched source. These documents usually contain some previously confirmed content - in an attempt to give it some credibility - followed by amusingly ridiculous claims, such as how there's apparently a GamePad on the way that'll feature a 3DS card slot and functionally be a 3DS.
In an effort to poke fun at this phenomenon, a webcomic writer by the name of Brian Lee has created a site that randomly generates an itinerary of Nintendo's E3 announcement plans every time it's refreshed. No release dates are given for any games, but the platform, presenter, and type of reveal is provided. For example, we can look forward to Cammie Dunaway revealing The Legend of Zelda: Considerable Ex-husband for the 3DS via a short teaser trailer.
What are some of your favourite fake rumours you've heard over the past few weeks? What upcoming games did this site just make you aware of? Share your findings in the comments below.
[source tane.us, via destructoid.com]
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UM. I would totally play the heck out of all 3 of these..
The Legend of Zelda: Bassoon of Cooking (3DS)
The Legend of Zelda: Hobbies of Pastry (Wii U)
Animal Crossing Life (Wii U)
Here Are the games Nintendo is going to Announce at E3
Shoemaker Refund (3DS)
Paper Donkey Kong Equinox (Wii U)
Mii 8 (3DS)
Inadequate Bakery HD (3DS)
Wii Thermometer U (Wii U)
Wii Advertisement U (Wii U)
Yarn Mario Collection 8 (Wii U)
The Legend of Zelda: Macaroni of Pencil HD (NX)
Mario Cheerleading HD (Wii U)
The Legend of Zelda: Leopard of Christmas (3DS)
Guitar Thumb. That is all.
New Super Ice Climbers HD. Seems legit.
The Legend of Zelda: Deposit of Passenger is a game about giving people rides and dropping them off at their destination...So, Link is a Taxi Driver this time. A small step down from Train Engineer.
GREAT GAMES:
The Legend of Zelda: Cool Fork
The Legend of Zelda: The Castanet of Metal
The Legend of Zelda: Blade of Babies
Harsh Step-father Plus
Cool Saudi Arabia
Metroid: Necessary
UM, YES A NEW METROID IS RATHER NECESSARY please and thank you, Nintendo.
Kid Icarus U, now that's also one I want for real. Please Ninty, gimme.
The Legend of Zelda: The Scary Basket
New Super Super Mario DX
Gotta have these...
Okay I loaded up the site and got:
"Wii Pleasure U"
o_O
Super Mario Bros 3. For WiiU
Oh the redundancy.
Also, Super Mario Bros DX. ( A reboot with a recycled title? =D)
And Splatoon HD for the WiiU. (And it just came out on the WiiU XD)
I'm really looking forward to Permission Priest DX.
"Wii Sock U"
OUCH
Seriously though, this site is gonna be my wait-for-E3 game this week.
I tried this earlier and got Paper Kid Icarus,Now I really want Nintendo to make it for real.
@SuperDude95 You got Splatoon HD? I got one better: Splatoon 8! XD
I got "Metroid: Volcano Mission"
@shaneoh
So that's the "quality of life" thing they keep hyping up...
Donkey Kong Ophthalmologist
Donkey Kong Country Experience
The Legend of Zelda: Shallow Brain
Donkey Kong Country Shoe
Wii Trip U
Fur Kevin
The Legend of Zelda: The Crooked Cancer
The Legend of Zelda: Vocational Decrease
The Legend of Zelda: The Powerful Tongue
Woolen Sex (I swear I'm not making this up...)
Metroid: Carpenter 3D
Boy, I can't wait for Shigeru Miyamoto to reveal "Dying Sausage". XD
Metroid: Scared
The Legend of Zelda: Priest of Rotate
chuckle
@SeepMan Why hasn't this game happened yet..?
I got Legend of Zelda: Part-Time Clam
@Spectra_Twilight Guess that means no more rupees for Link to collect by hacking away at bushes...
No legit rumors going around though? Usually we have all kinds of somewhat believable rumors by this time of year
@JaxonH The best we have so far is the Paper Mario Wii U pamphlet that leaked on 2chan and the interview with Splatoon producer Hisashi Nogami, saying he can't talking about Animal Crossing Wii U "at the moment". I believe both of these will be announced next week.
The Legend of Zelda: The Museum of Cupcake Confirmed.
The Legend of Zelda: The Kevin of Eel. And all I can think about it is Up...
I'd still buy it.
Some of these would actually make really great games
Zelda and Star Fox games set on Earth:
The Legend of Zelda: Crazy Australia 3DS
Star Fox China 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Overseas Israel NX
Donkey Kong: Country Life really intrigues me for some reason.
Wheelchair Basketball HD coming soon to Wii U!
Terrible title...
NINTENDO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
@KodyDawg It's so good that they skipped over 2-7!
Get ready for "The Legend of Zelda: The Hope of North Korea"
The Legend of Zelda: The Blue Grandmother will be the next epic Zelda adventure we've been waiting for.
Donkey Kong Clarinet, the successor of the Donkey Konga series, now with a clarinet instrument.
Metroid: Sorry. Please understand.
Star Fox Ostrich.
Donkey Kong Country Fahrenheit, sequel to Tropical Freeze.
Wii Seal U, Wii Poison U, clever wordplay.
The Legend of Zelda: Asleep Zoology
Game of The Year
Metroid: Church Life, The Legend of Zelda: The Deer of Dog and.....F-Zero Online!
I'm going to play with this all day tomorrow.
Metroid: Embarrassed
Sailor Rabbi
The Legend of Zelda: Greek Felony
Little does everyone know, Nintendo released this to make people think they are fake rumours when in reality this is what we will be seeing at E3.
Wii format U. Starfox income and one page later starfox tax. Metroid cold and Metroid melted on same page. Dry ex-wife to be revealed by Shigeru miyamoto...The Legend of Zelda: Strict British, The Legend of Zelda: Makeup of Story, The Legend of Zelda: National Mini-skirt. Print cancer...
@SuperDude95 no we got Splatoon, not Splatoon HD.
The HD version will feature 32k GFX and no 32k TV to play it on.
Some of these are belters.
Nintendo Homeless Dancer Online
Metroid: Sick Party
Ethiopia Dietician (Working Title)
The Legend of Zelda: Pantyhose of Lead
and my personal favourite The Legend of Zelda :Fall off Mini Skirt
I can't wait for New Super Donkey Kong Country Online and Paper Kid Icarus 3D on Wii U!
Nintendo's big game will be Amiibo meltdown! It's a game where Mario waves at you every time you put a Amiibo on the Gamepad. That's all there is to it though!
Everyone, big news. I just went to that website, and it looks like we're getting Ice Climbers 3D
3D Nasty Sausage. I feel sorry for whoever had to test that game.
The Legend Of Zelda: The Valuable Otter
Star Fox Carol
Metroid: Expensive
Wat.
Already posted this on other website, but I am so stoked about these games. My definite favourites are in no particular order the ones below
Wii Day U = This is obviously the western version of Hugely popular Tomodachi Life. Im al for it with HD graphics and all sorts of fun gimmicks and minigames.
Mario Wind Surfing = Finally someone makes a game of wind surfing. And it's by Next level games too. Large career mode with massive amount of different sorts of windsurfing events. Sailing regattas, trick competitions, unlocking kite surfing and surfboarding events as you go along. There's even secret bodyboard and flowriding events hidden. And all of this with your favourite mario characters. Of course with multiplayer and online tournaments as Nintendo tries to emphasize that side too.
Star Fox Univers: Holy S**t this is what I predicted myself. Vast open world with a fascinating time evented story in the best possible tribute to Star Control II. I am so happy.
Super Monkey Turret: Another one of my favourite franchises gets a new life. Awesome title, mixing classic Super Monkey ball with different kind of cannon mechanisms and pinball styles. eshop -only title with level editor and sharing possibilities. Wow.
Paper Super Mario Stopsign: They always seem to come up with all sorts of new little quirks and mechanics for this series. This time Mario and his friends can craft different kind of traffic signs which enchance combat and create abilities and events. You can create these signs by combining pieces of paper on the Wii U gamepad in a little minigame. You can also purchase ready signs from in game shops with game currency. There are still some hidden ones only creatable by crafting them.
Super Mario HD HD - this actually sounds like a Nintendo title!
New Super Tomodachi Life Collection
BRILLIANT! It's the revival of the Tomodachi series!
The Legend of Zelda:Electric Fustanella (Wii U)
Kirby and the giant hagiography (NX)
Buzuki hero (NX)
Paper Mario and the Karagiozi town (Wii U)
Metroid:Inside Santorini Volcano (NX)
Mario Party NX: Mykonos Party (with EDM remixes of mario tunes)
Kirby and the Achient Greek vases (Wii U)
Star Fox: Invasion from alien Souvlakia (Wii U)
Donkey Kong Clarino (Wii U)
Animal Crossing:Mount Olympus live
Sonic Adventure 3: Αdventure in Athens (Wii U)
I would love to see one of these games at E3 why is very good opportunity to advertise the Greek culture to gamers and Nintendo fans like God of War 😄😄(The whole comment is sarcarism)
The Legend of Zelda: Governor of Dirt
Sounds thrilling.
Ultimate F-Zero Party, Wii U
Star Fox Ladybug, Wii U (sorry, not the Star Fox game you were wanting)
Metroid: Chubby (Working Title), NX
Wii Apology U, Wii U
Star Fox Bucket, 3DS (sorry, also not the Star Fox game you were wanting).
New Super Mario Bros. Collection HD, NX - something that will probably end up arriving in 5 years.
Metroid: Medieval Wii U
I'm sold.
Metroid: Medieval Wii U
I'm sold.
Harsh Floor 2 the sequel to the smash hit chart toppling sleeper hit of 2007 where you must navigate the harsh environment of Wario's bedroom. Not for the faint of heart, also The Legend of Zelda and The Sufficient Steel Semicolon...... WTF!!!??? (Confusion)
Overseas Cold, 3DS. Clearly set in the UK.
Metroid: Underclothes 3DS, Wii U.
Clearly a sequel to Other M.
I could refresh this for hours on end.
Ultimate Donkey Kong Scallion 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: Owl of Hill 3DS
Super Mario 3D 3DS
Liberal Lycra 3DS 3DS
My Nintendogs 2 3DS
Star Fox Notebook Party 3DS
Nerve Bumper Life 3DS
Metroid: Bubble Mission DX 3DS
Kid Icarus 2 Wii U
Cross Country Skiing 3 Wii U
New Super Donkey Kong Life Wii U
Wii Charles U Wii U
3D Mario Life Wii U
Metroid: Sort 3DS Wii U
Nintendo Environmental Crop 2 Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Substantial Sandra Wii U
Star Fox Age Wii U
Metroid: Can HD NX
Metroid: Combined NX
Yarn Unusual Internet!
Star Fox Balance Plus!
The Legend of Zelda: Hearing of Dinner HD!
The Legend of Zelda: Birthday of Police
Metroid: Exciting
New Nintendogs U
Principal Lunch
Panties Ray U
Star Fox Farm
Metroid: Physician
Antarctica Client U
The Legend of Zelda: Throne of Pleasure ????
Surfboard Atom
Bibliography Entrance
Interested Sturgeon
Super Super Mario Bros. Life
Just some more wacky titles.
Star Fox Chess Life
Nylon Stepmother
This comment section is gonna get very interesting wouldn't you guys agree? Now let's see how long people keep commenting for on this article shall we?
Super Donkey Kong Castanet
I'd love to see the special controller for this game.
Yarn F-Zero Online - I want this so bad.
Mario Falconry 2. Wow.
Oh boy those Zelda games just keep on coming don't they guys.
Star Fox Sharon 3DS
My Kid Icarus 3 3DS
Yarn Super Mario Bros. Collection 3DS
Nintendo Mysterious Theater Life 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: Precipitation of Brace 3DS
Tricky Paperback 3 3DS
Metroid: Rural 3DS
New Donkey Kong Country U 3DS
Third Party Reel 3DS
Metroid: Tough 8 Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: The Success of Laugh Wii U
Wrestling (Working Title) Wii U
Super Mario Plus Wii U
Star Fox Pet Wii U
Wii Pear U Wii U
Donkey Kong 3DS Wii U
Bite Stage 2 Wii U
My Nintendogs (Working Title) Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Formidable Orchid NX
The Legend of Zelda: Faucet of Zoo NX
Here's some more leaked games for Nintendo's E3 2015 Digital Event and they weren't kidding when they said that they had more games to show of this year.
Project Save Screen 3DS
Pregnant Verdict 3DS
Nintendo F-Zero Collection 3DS
Metroid: Horse Plus 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Soft Crack 3DS
Ultimate Donkey Kong Pro 3DS
Mario Bros. HD 3DS
Star Fox Statistic 3DS
Star Fox Cloth Wii U
Yarn Absent Notify Wii U
Mario Cricket Party Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Square Asia Wii U
Metroid: Stock Wii U
Ultimate Donkey Kong 3D Wii U
Wii Operation U Wii U
Ice Climbers 3DS Wii U
Super Mario Bros. 3D HD Wii U
Metroid: Rugby Mission Pro NX
Ultimate Mario Bros. HD NX
With all these Zelda games coming out how the hell are they going to fit them all into the official Zelda timeline?
Ultimate Mii Collection 3DS
Swimming Canada 3DS
Rhinoceros Withdrawal 3DS
Star Fox Buffer 3DS
My Mario 3D 3DS
Donkey Kong Party 3DS
Metroid: Buffet 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Observation of Grip 3DS
Metroid: Registered 2 Wii U
Michael Fly 2 Wii U
Mario Classical Dance Life Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Ray of Tree Wii U
Donkey Kong Plus Wii U
Wii Crack U Wii U
Yarn Splatoon 3 Wii U
Super Mario HD Wii U
Star Fox Glider Wii U
My Mario Life DX HD NX
The Legend of Zelda: Child of Puppy NX
Wii PWN U
Star Fox Hunting
Legend of Zeldo. Link's in a chain
Donkey Kong, King of Bling
Table Cost 3DS
Star Fox Breath 3DS
Super Mario Party DX HD 3DS
Philosophical Mailman 8 3DS (GOTY)
The Legend of Zelda: The Millisecond of Silica 3DS
New Super Tomodachi Life 3D 3DS
Donkey Kong Daughter 3DS
Metroid: Behavior 3DS
New Super F-Zero Life Wii U
3D Mario DX Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Printed Cone HD Wii U
Star Fox Pot Collection Wii U
Metroid: Consistent Wii U
Donkey Kong Window Wii U
Wii Drill U Wii U
Mario Baseball Online Wii U
Toe Sleet Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: The Trapezoid of Angle NX
Metroid: Jump NX
Star Fox Plane 3DS
3D Super Mario Bros. DX 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: Statistical Quiet HD 3DS
Fighter Children 3DS
Metroid: Unwilling Life 3DS
Donkey Kong 3 3DS
Yoshi Online 3DS
Great-grandmother Starter 3DS
Spectacular Condor Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Middle Use Wii U
Wii Composition U Wii U
Star Fox Target Collection Wii U
Mario Water Skiing 3D Wii U
Metroid: Victorious Wii U
Nintendogs Online Wii U
Paper Mario Pro Wii U
Donkey Kong Country Cow Wii U
Mario (Working Title) NX
The Legend of Zelda: Mouth of Swim NX
5 of my favourites from my list:
Animal Crossing Collection (lol, why?)
Xylophone Eyeliner (Presented by Iwata?!)
Wii Palm U (I have no idea)
My Donkey Kong Woman (Candy Kong returns?)
My Mario Online HD (Why do we need this?)
Interesting program, laugh if it ever got one right
The Legend of Zelda: Run of Cardboard 3DS
Star Fox Banjo 3DS
Distance Bladder 3DS
New Super Mario 3DS 3DS
Metroid: Temper 3DS
Nintendogs Online 3DS
Donkey Kong Party 3DS
Asterisk Gate 3DS
Donkey Kong Country Pro Wii U
Back Gladiolus Collection Wii U
Wii Lettuce U Wii U
New Super Super Mario 2 Wii U
Taekwondo 2 Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Nutritious Policeman Wii U
Ice Climbers Plus Wii U
Star Fox Partner Wii U
Metroid: Stuck Wii U
Metroid: Stretch NX
Metroid: Aluminum NX
Animal crossing (wii u)
I thought this was real.
My Rhythm Heaven Plus 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Lucky Cast 3DS
Port Behavior Life 3DS
Star Fox Step-son 3DS
Donkey Kong Damage 3DS
Metroid: Impossible 8 3DS
Noodle Debt 3DS
Nintendo Mario 3DS 3D HD 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Vivid Ease Wii U
Wii Motion U Wii U
Metroid: Joyous Wii U
Mario Luge 3 Wii U
Donkey Kong Country (Working Title) Wii U
Splatoon 8 Wii U
Star Fox Liver Plus Wii U
Slash Canada Wii U? (Really Nintendo)
Project Mario Pro DX Wii U
Project Super Mario Bros. Plus NX
Super Mario (Working Title) NX
Ok Nintendo we need to have a word on your release schedule this year, Project Sexual Bath 3DS? Can you please explain?
Very excited for:
Criminal Finger
New Bagpipe Substance DX
Mouth Hemp
New Super Super Mario Bros. Plus HD
Super Mario 3DS for the NX
My Wound Taurus 2
Wii Liver U
Stepmother Ukrainian
New Digestion Cucumber
3D Mario Bros. 3DS for Wii U
Metroid: Wine 3D
Wii Whiskey U
Sign Bite U
Metroid Dead
Nintendo won E3 XD
Title Platform Presenter Type
Yarn Donkey Kong Country Slave 3DS Nate Bihldorff Teaser
The Legend of Zelda: Revolver of Face HD 3DS Shigeru Miyamoto Video/Demo
Metroid: Cowbell Wii U Bill Trinen Video/Demo
NX Reveal NX Reggie Fils-Aime
Metroid: Islamic 3DS Nate Bihldorff
More cowbell!
Too bad Nintendo's logo hasnt been red in years.
i am so not going there...
Some highlights from my list:
Mario Wheelchair Basketball 3
New Mario Bros. (Working Title)
The Legend of Zelda: The Naughty Bathtub
Wii Feeling U
Metroid: Brother-in-law Online
@Mk_II
I'm waiting for The Legend of Zelda A Hentai Through Time.
Snowboarding Cause 8 3DS
Nintendo Mario Party 3DS
Ultimate Verbal Mine 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Dangerous Anethesiologist 3DS
Mii Life 3DS
Project Donkey Kong Pro 3DS
Metroid: Branch 3DS
Star Fox Instruction Pro 3DS
Star Fox Lift DX Wii U
Tomodachi Life Plus Wii U
Mario Tennis DX Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Stormy Polo Wii U
Top Cub 3D Wii U
Super Donkey Kong Country 8 Wii U
Mario DX Wii U
Metroid: Striking Collection Wii U
Wii Rabbit U Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Noodle of Alley NX
Metroid: Enthusiastic NX
Yarn Porch Drake 3DS
Super Mario 2 3DS
Star Fox Sail Plus 3DS
3D F-Zero Collection 3DS
External Microwave 3DS
Metroid: Bright 3DS
Donkey Kong Caption 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Dragonfly of Seashore 3DS
Super Yoshi Online Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Fountain of Kimberly Wii U
Wii Color U Wii U
Mario Wheelchair Basketball 2 Wii U
Yarn Super Mario Bros. 3 Wii U
Star Fox Lock Wii U
Donkey Kong 3 Wii U
Fairies Spike Wii U
Metroid: Olive Mission Wii U
Mario Bros. 2 NX
Paper Mario Online NX
I can't wait to play some of these games this years, my wallet is going to hate me for this.
Korean Tax (Working Title) 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: The Net Voyage 3DS
Metroid: Hungry 3DS
Donkey Kong U 3DS
Ultimate Mario Bros. Plus 3DS
Super Friction Paste 3DS
Star Fox Attraction 3DS
Splatoon 3 3DS
Metroid: Sympathetic Wii U
Star Fox Porter Wii U
Project Mario Bros. 3DS HD Wii U
3D Yoshi HD Wii U
Pool Playing Life Wii U
Donkey Kong Spleen Wii U
Wii Peen U Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Mental Hook HD Wii U
Filthy Vise Wii U
Metroid: Orthodox Life NX
The Legend of Zelda: Cheese of Carp NX
My current favourite:
Star Fox Christmas Party
@jrpacman
How about Metroid: Ketchup 3
I know GameXplain wanted a more adult StarFox but this is going to far Nintendo. The are planing to announce StarFox Adult. 0_0 "0"
I just got Jasmine Rub (0_0) and Metroid Adult . What is rudest possible title this thing can come up with?
@TossedLlama
Here you go Metroid: Mustard Mission
Hmmmm I'm spotting a trend here and the next one to get the spotlight is Greek Blow (Working Title).
Now that's racist, Mario White Water Rafting 3,
LOL Wii Beat U.
Wii Button U Wii U Satoru Iwata Teaser
Metroid: Garage Mission Wii U Nate Bihldorff Teaser
Metroid: Wholesaler (Working Title) NX Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser
The Legend of Zelda: Delicious Appendix HD NX Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser
LOL simply amazing.
Metroid: Sex and Metroid: Relieved well urrmm I've got nothing on this one.
I wish this one was true though Metroid: Shadow Mission.
Donkey Kong Country Party 3DS
Mario Plus 3DS
Noisy Sex 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: Dynamic China 3DS
Disturbed Tub 3DS
Star Fox Purple Online 3DS
Metroid: Exceptional 3DS
Paper Ice Climbers Collection 3DS
Mario Bros. Pro Wii U
Star Fox Timpani Wii U
Mario Golf 8 Wii U
The Legend of Zelda: Afraid Policeman Wii U
Donkey Kong Country Cartoon Wii U
Nintendogs DX Wii U
Metroid: Dollar Mission Wii U
Camp Latex 2 Wii U
Wii Walk U Wii U
New Super Mario Online NX
Super Super Mario 3 NX
The Legend of Zelda: The Sophisticated Error
The Legend of Zelda: Broken Stomach
Husky Owner
Wii Lute U
Surrounding Toilet this was the most random thing I've come across yet.
Wii Fight U and The Legend of Zelda: Bathtub of Meat
Donkey Kong Country Life
Vivacious Summer U
Star Fox Thunder
Splatoon Party
Metroid: Harsh
The Legend Of Zelda: Uganda of Scooter
3D Donkey Kong Court
Mario Paragliding online
Metroid llama
Metroid : Fruit DX
Metroid in yoshi's story. 10/10. Much melon. so Black yoshi as main villain. wow.
3D Cancer Sandwich
Metroid: Men
The Legend of Zelda: Soy of Discovery
The Legend of Zelda: Cardigan of Bread
Super F-Zero Online (3DS)
Wii Panty U
imo the good ones I got. CANCER SANDWICH WTH
I don't want a metro is for Wii u I want it for NX Wii u is dead and is last gen and doesn't have a good online and voice chat. If Nintendo is planning a new one is going to be for 3ds
@Dominicruz
Nintendo don't own the rights to Metro dude. they own the right to Metriod though and they can release it on whatever platform they want so Duck Game it.
This could work:
Metroid: Vulnerable
Here are some of my favorites.
Paper Splatoon Collection (Make this happen!)
The Legend of Zelda: Easy Duck HD
The Legend of Zelda: Wedge of Weed
Donkey Kong Country 3 (I would love to see a remake of this game!)
Metroid: Awful
The Legend of Zelda: Likely Donald HD
My Donkey Kong Beggar
Metroid: Delicious
Incredible South Africa 3
The Legend of Zelda: Swedish of Fat
Metroid: Ex-husband
The Legend of Zelda: The Wonderful Panties is my new favorite one that showed up.
@CreativeWelshman What's with the endless posting of game lists? The most of them aren't even funny...
@JaxonH As far as Nintendo E3 rumors go, here's one that has a 20% truth to 80% BS ratio, or maybe not...
http://pastebin.com/Nfc2WXBc
Metroid: Latex... Now THAT is a title some men might look forward to...
Metroid: Maid comes in as a decent second, closely followed by Wii Push U, Super Random Pump Pro, Wii Nail U, 3D Divorced Boat and The Legend of Zelda: Jam of Latex
@Crimzonlogic The Legend of Zelda: Blade of Babies! Yes! XD imagine the cover art!
Metroid: Super? Hey website, 1994 called. It wants it's game back.
Donkey Kong Country 3DS and Mario Bros. 3? Jeez, whoever pre-programmed these titles needs to come up with something more original.
Donkey Kong Country Sex?! That's it, I'm done. Now this is just getting dirty.
Some highlights playing with this were:
The Legend of Zelda: Sunday of Whiskey U
Star Fox Iraq - U
New Super African Dish - 3DS
The Legend of Zelda: Correct Taiwan - U
The Legend of Zelda: Sweatshop of Statistic - NX
My Rear Spandex Plus - 3DS
Wii Wholesaler U - U
Lots of good grabs I've got, but the last one is probably best. Nintendo desperately needs Wii Wholesaler U.... Haha.
Well, aside from the occasional things that don't make sense like HD or U titles on 3DS, 3D titles on Wii U, and third party reels being demos, the one thing that stood out the most to me was:
Pokémon Online (Wii U)
Oh, if only this was real...
Here's some more things:
Donkey Kong Country 2. (Another Remaster like SMB3?)
Mario Bros. Collection (But there's only one)
Mario 3DS... (Except it's on WiiU)
Mario Pro (Working Title) [This is on WiiU]
Super Donkey Kong Country Bonsai
Mario Pro [This is on NX]
Duck Cry (Far Cry + that dog?)
Donkey Kong Country U (On 3DS)
F-Zero DX (How many people would want this?)
The Legend of Zelda: Toenail of Pastor (Eww)
Super Super Mario (Working Title)
Metroid: Bedroom U (O.o)
Pokémon 3DS (Which one?)
Dew Shoemaker (???)
Rugby Life (Will Nintendo not screw this up unlike most other developers who did?)
Now we know Fox and Krystal get up to in Star Fox Pantyhose for the Wii U. Also I cannot wait to play The Legend of Zelda: Communist Croissant on the 3DS.
We all need to see Fierce Cheese on 3DS now it's been leaked.
Splatoon HD 3DS Satoru Iwata Video
Lively Apparel 3DS Satoru Iwata Video/Demo
Metroid: Armed 3DS Bill Trinen Video
Mario 8 Online 3DS Reggie Fils-Aime Video
Pokémon Shorts / Pokémon Court 3DS Shigeru Miyamoto Teaser
The Legend of Zelda: Edge of Wealth 3DS Bill Trinen Video/Demo
Yarn Grateful Powder 3DS Shigeru Miyamoto Video/Demo
Star Fox Bronze 3DS Shigeru Miyamoto Video/Demo
Third Party Reel 3DS Satoru Iwata Teaser
Prickly Governor Wii U Bill Trinen Video/Demo
Star Fox Handicap Wii U Satoru Iwata Teaser
3D Kirby DX Wii U Shigeru Miyamoto Teaser
Mario Tennis Online Wii U Nate Bihldorff Video
Wii Female U Wii U Satoru Iwata Teaser
Kirby's Additional Output Wii U Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser
Metroid: October Wii U Shigeru Miyamoto Video
The Legend of Zelda: The Grubby Timpani Wii U Bill Trinen Video
Super Mario Bros. U Wii U Satoru Iwata Video/Demo
Third Party Reel Wii U Satoru Iwata Video/Demo
NX Reveal NX Reggie Fils-Aime
The Legend of Zelda: Goldfish of Class NX Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser
Metroid: Indian NX Reggie Fils-Aime Teaser
haha omg this is hilarious! lol! XD
@MegaBeedrill The furry fandom is multiplying...
@BulbasaurusRex There's a Pokemon Online for PC and Android~ (it's a battle sim/chatroom though)
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