3DS System Update 9.8.0-25 Launches With More Stability Than You Can Deal With

My New 3DS is now so stable that it will float in the air

Came into this article expecting lot's of stability puns. Wasn't dissapointed. Dat stability is necessary for dem E3 megatons!!

Too stable for me! I wonder when we're getting 10.0.0-X.

I got so much stability this morning I almost had to call the doctors. I hope that I can recover by the end of the week lol.

I don't think my user experience can take much more enhancing.

Ok Nintendo ! And what about being able to enable more streetpass function of different games simultaneously ?

^someone give this dude a cookie

I`m thinking of streetpass games, so I need stability...

My 3DS is so stable that two horses have moved in.

Now it's so stable I don't need to give it supports--it can stand and walk on its own.

Feels a little bit faster on normal 3DS XL, but it still takes a while to load icons.

The 3DS is now so stable that you can use it as the foundation for a skyscraper.

a single binary was updated it seems 4 functions were changed

My 3DS is so stable that it surely won't be hacked again!

Right, Nintendo?

Good guys Nintendo, always enhancing user experience...

Dem user experience

How big is your backlog of stability puns ?

Where is this stability I'm promised? Lol I keep seeing this updates wondering what the heck Nintendo is talking abou but at least nothing is getting ruined as a side-effect of these updates.

I feel like I could set a house's foundation on all this stability!

My 3ds is so stable now that it is thinking about becoming a psychologist.

My 3DS used system update!

It's super stable!!

XD

I wonder how these stability-updates makes my experience

Nintendo gave the 3DS a Code Stability.

The Wii U is becoming kind of unstable...
The 3DS already got 5 updates this year. The Wii U: none.

Woah, sorry i'm late guys. Let's see, what we got here.... My 3DS is so stable, It disproves Chaos Theory!

After the update my 3DS keeps saying it'll get those turtles.

I guess it's so stable it's rocksteady now.

You're right, I can't handle the stability.

*throws 3DS out the window

Is there anything different?

Im not sure if im worthy of all this stability

My 3ds is stable now!

horay

7.8 - Too Much Stability

Can anyone confirm if the New 3DS XL d-pad issues were fixed with this?

I began to notice that problem since the last two updates, it gives a double input whenever you turn the system on, load a game or wake the system.

How many times can this site make the same joke?

@Plateface As many times as they have to report on Nintendo's stability-enhancing system software updates, haha. And besides, they do variations — helps keep the monotony down.

@Plateface As many times as there's a stability update

My system is so stable that a glass of water could stay undisturbed during a 9.0 earthquake.

The Wii U doesn't get more stability Nintendo?

Oh man, I need a bigger SD card for all that stability.

I can't update, one of my games won't let me exit to the menu. lol

The 3DS is so stable not even Chuck Norris can knock it down.

My 3ds is so stable that a horse lives in it.

I'd like to say my 3DS is more stable, but I had to exit out of my game and my system restarted from it all! Flashbacks to my iDevice crashing, right there...

@TJF588 Was the game Smash? And are you on an old 3DS? If so, it's because of Smash.

@Hitokage No, I just usually keep a game, often StreetPass Mii Plaza, running in the background, but to update the system, you have to close running software, and after the update the system restarts. All of which, under other circumstances, sounds like the most unstable tech around.

My 3DS is now stably stabled in a stable filled with staples from Sable.

Breaking news: 3DS succesor will be called Stableboy! Launches with a game starring Ingo!

@Sionyn What functions were changed?

@gurtifus
Good talking. Giving you b***, i mean magical juice with vitamin "B".
If you are not old enough i will give you when you will be.

If anything, Tomodachi Life has framerate drops now. That's not stable.

@Politoed Maybe when they launch the new loyalty programme/account service? That's a major change and not too far away. Hope there's some more details at E3, including linking purchase to NNID rather than hardware.