Topic: Subspace Emmissary: the Game

There ought to be a SSE game. They could even throw in all past SSB characters, plus new ones like Mega Man and Bomberman. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

There ought to be a jar of pasta sauce. They could even throw in melted cheese ready inside, plus new condiments like broccoli shavings, mango chutney and dehydrated toenails. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

_{Isn't Subspace Emissary just the single player campaign of SSBB? How can it deserve a whole game to itself when it is just SSBB except side-scrolling?}

Or maybe you are misguided and actually looking for one of these.

There should be a life sized Sephiroth doll, I'd buy it in a heart beat

There should be a life sized Reala doll, now that's something I'd buy in a heartbeat. >:3

The new deluxe model due out in Nov will cost a mere $2500 and comes with a free foot pump!!!

_{Disclaimer: Image is not representative of enclosed product. Do not expose to dehydrated toenails. Giant floating alarm clocks may cause product to flee in terror. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. This product is sexist. 2/5}

what a sexyfied pic, captures my beautiful eyes perfectly

I did my best to capture your good side. (Actually I did a quick Google image search and found... that. lol)

That picture doesn't do Reala's sexiness justice.
He still looks great though.

Also, Reala, I think they actually have a life sized Sephiroth doll at the Square Enix store in Japan, if you still want one.
Sephiroth's doll's got nothin' on your doll tho'. I bet his costs a lot, but your doll is practically for free, when you think about what you actually get for your money.

Well with inflatable Reala you aren't just buying a doll, but a friend, a companion someone who will always listen and never leave you also you get one of these

free foot pump!!!

Ooh foot pump!

With this foot pump*, my life is complete! Look at how happy I am! Grass sprouted around me and I obtained an MP3 player out of thin air! I have no more desires and will die happy thanks to this! You should get one too! Free with every life-size inflatable Reala doll!

_{* Batteries sold separately.}

Bhaha this is hilarious

Why did I come into this thread? It's mental.

NO D:
_{Go away foot pump D:}

Is this gonna become a tradition every time Star Fox makes a new thread?
_{If so I love it :3}

I think this is one of very few recent StarFox threads that hasn't been locked. Congratulations everyone!

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say, I agree with Starfox that Reala blowup dolls have long deserved a thread of their own.

To celebrate this thread I offer free cake to all

Yaay, pregnancy cake!?

What. D:

I love this town.