Topic: Attention Switch update team!

Joeynator3000 can take BruceCM's spot.

Btw my uncle is Shuntaro Furukawa.

Sorry I’m late, everyone. Traffic was terrible. I put pizza in the conference room. But I tripped over some audio equipment.

I think it still works, though. I poured the cola out of the speaker holes.

....CAN I PLEASE HAVE A RAISE?! >.<
I got a kitty to take care of over here!

Now you’ve done it. We’re all gonna get tossed in the fryer, and these audio upgrades will never get done. Ya blew it.

Alright on a different topic, when should we have our next big sale and what"AAA" titles should be on sale?

.....What is a sale? I never heard of that term before.

I'll bring in donuts tomorrow! But only if Bill doesn't eat them during the VERY IMPORTANT Meeting slated for 9 AM.

Also, there are pizza stains in the conference room. Someone please contact sanitation!

You can sail in a boat man thing...IN THE AIR!

Pay me now Nintendo

The Legend of Zepplin? We tried that already, it had too many crashes.

You’re all fired. Except for Hobbit, but only because I loooove pizza.

Whoot! Saved by the grace of Pineapple. Again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it’s pineapple pizza?!? I should have known. You’re not fired. It’s worse than that. You’ve been transferred to our angry Pokémon fan call center.

Aw man. I’d quit if we were allowed to. Those calls are the worst. If I hear about Picadilly or Manwich not being in SnS one more time I’m gonna cry myself to sleep.

Look, making Ubisoft the developer was a bad idea from the start!

@HobbitGamer - Wait, you brought sloppy joes? You’re back in. Love me some sloppies. Extra slop please.

I think Manwich is actually in the game, but they used his gen one animations, which is unacceptable. Piccadilly confirmed out though, and I’m pretty sure Gorditas is out too.

Only if the other two starters, Tamale and Enchilada, are!

But man, being transferred to the Pokemon call center....That must be the worst.

Hey everyone! I’m sorry about firing the entire audio channel update team earlier. I was really hungry. Wasn’t thinking straight. We’ve worked too long and too hard on this update to just let it die. We must push through. Also, my computer is on fire, and I put a goomba in the microwave earlier to see what would happen. It was bad. Seriously, the kitchen is a disaster. So gooey. I’ll never forget the look on his face right before he burst into flames. Please come back.