Topic: You Know You're ______ if You ______

It's simple just fill in the spaces with words for example:

You know you're dead when you're buried in the ground

You know you're bored if you make threads like this.

You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you comment on a thread like this.

You know you're stupid when you buy Portal 2 for $45 when you have no chance of running it on your computer.

you know you wont get your pouding if you dont have any meat

You know you're never gonna see the light of day again if you work for Daz.

You know you're a TV addict when all your sentences are quotes.

Personal disappointment:
You know you're disappointed in NOA if you hear NOE is publishing awesome titles in Europe and you know you'll never get them without importing them.

Disappointment from others:
You know you're Australian if you roll your eyes everytime a new awesome M-rated game is announced for release.

@Jafri: I think I could like this game, perfect place to complain complain complain. =D

You know You're dead if You don't make me a sandwich right now

You know you're obsessed with an animated movie when you start to recognize individual frames.
True story, starting to happen to me.

That one's a favorite.

You know you're bored if you reply to threads like this.

_{Before anyone points it out, why yes, I am bored.}

You know you're a complete idiot if you have the name Donald Trump.
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You know You're hot if You be rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

You know you're pretty fly (for a white guy) if you hear all the girlies say give it to me baby.

_{Uh huh, uh huh!}

@Jumbif Coraline ?

You know you're a Leg if you like Nintendo

You know you're hungry when your stomach is growling.
_{I'm...not very good at this. >.<}

You know you're right if I reply.

You know you're a nerd if you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.