Topic: The Nintendo Life Adventure!

A comes and tells them a secret. They find out that the secret that might just help Starboy become himself again is...

Hidden deep inside a deep dark cave! The group nominates supermegaman, nintendogamerftw, and gamerforgod to go, for they are the strongest. They all venture inside when they realize that crazygamerfreak was following them! So they decided to let him come too. The crew ventures on until suddenly...

-Supermegaman also wonders which catagory of forum the universal recommendations thread is and if it is still active... _{hint hint}

here it is, and yep its still fairly active:
https://www.nintendolife.com/forums/general_discussion/univers...

now back to the adventure

...they see Adamant the ant. He decided to join them; everyone agreed. Then, everyone heads to the cave to the tone of this song. StarBoy began to cry, and thelawyer decided to calm StarBoy down. But, before they knew it, they made it to the cave; the cure was inside. They entered the cave, and walked through it. Then, they see the cure; unfortunately, one of StarBoy's biggest fears: the needle. Surely it cannot be the only way for StarBoy to go back to normal? StarBoy fidgeted and moved, for he disliked needles. gamerforgod and Crazygamerfreak held StarBoy still and assured him that it's not gonna hurt. As SuperMegaMan was about to inject the needle on StarBoy, something unexpected happens...

[not part of story]??? I can't make any sense of this. "WAM2 grabbed his body." There wasn't a body to grab besides the skeleton. This comment seems pretty vague (to me, at least). I'm guessing you didn't completely understand my comment either. Oh, unless you were refering to the skeleton as the "body".

...A big monkey comes with an even bigger gun!

(That's pretty unexpected!)

StarBoy began to cry because he saw a gun. gamerforgod rocks StarBoy back and forth so he stops crying, but StarBoy was still crying. StarBoy has not been injected with the cure yet. SuperMegaMan escorts the monkey outside and destroys the gun and tells it to never come near them again. StarBoy, still in gamerforgod's arms, begins to calm down, and went to nap. SuperMegaMan starts injecting the needle on StarBoy's arm, and in three hours StarBoy should be back to normal. But before that happens, ...

Destroyer360 comes out of nowhere and shoots Supermegaman with his Wii Zapper, killing him.

Zora link shows up and plays the new wave bossa nova.

gamerforgod is mad at Destroyer, and asks him to play the story fairly. gamerforgod revives SuperMegaMan; gamerforgod transports Destroyer to the Bermuda Triangle. In the end, StarBoy was back to normal; everyone was excited to see StarBoy back to normal. So, everyone goes to Applebee's. While at Applebee's...

This sooths everyone and before they knew it, they were asleep. Then, 2 hours later, Mitch Wii comes with his portable jail cell and he places everyone inside except Starboy because even Mitch Wii knew not to hurt a baby so he left him there. Mitch wii put them in a real jail cell and then everyone woke up. Knowing that Starboy was alone in baby form made everyone worry. Luckily he returned to his former self and didn't know where everyone was or for that matter, where he was. But if his friends were in trouble and were in need of help, he would feel it but they were and he just couldn't feel it until, ...

Edit: Wait I didn't see Starboy post first so which scenario are we going by

I'm using Starboy's (cuz I feel so guilty right now).

Meanwhile, Destroyer360 is dying in the Bermuda Triangle. Luckily, he rembered to bring that teleportation gun. He got magically transported to a random spot, which happened to accidentally be Applebees. Gamerforgod sees Destroyer360 and...

Supermegaman decides to leave applebees because his mitchwii senses are tignling. Gamerforgod follows, because his mitchwii senses are also tingling. Soon they come upon mitchwii who had escaped from his jail cell! "oh noes!" supermegaman says. But just then...

an earthquake shattered the ground and swallowed mitchwii into it's fiery pit. Supermegaman and gamerforgod are on the edge of the earth. The earthquake missed them! But right after that, the worst started happening....

...this video started playing!!!!

Supermegaman and Gamerforgod were completely entranced and couldn't move because of the sheer bafflling brilliance of this video!!!! Whilst they were completely entranced, MitchWii was able to climb back out of the pit, and he snuck up behind Supermegaman and GamerforGod to kill them. But just before he could, Starboy showed up and hugged MitchWii!!!! MitchWii started sobbing vehemently, and then he laughed evilly and disappeared in a puff of smoke!!!! Supermegaman and GamerforGod asked Starboy how he was able to not be entranced by the video. Starboy told them that it was because, while this video was great, there was a far better one on his planet with a kid singing the Luma Luma song!!!! So, crisis averted, Starboy and his friends decided that MitchWii had become their biggest threat, so they decided to go and look for his evil lair, but before they could, a tree fell over and out came...

This thread is also cosmic!

ignoring Chucko's nonsense comment....

Destroyer360. This is his third attempt in trying to get into the story and now he's MAD (not really lol). He charges at the group, who in defense....

...decide to give him a big group hug. Then, they order some French fries and steak at Applebee's. Everyone enjoyed the food, and then everyone left to come back to StarBoy's sleepover. Destroyer decided to go home, feeling liked because he was hugged by everyone. Then, ...

Destroyer360 asked if he could hang out with everyone. So, Starboy and GamerforGod went and told him that they thought he was nice Destroyer, and they asked them if he would join their party. He accepted, and Starboy and his friends then continued their quest to look for MitchWii's lair. But suddenly, out of Destroyer360's pocket flew...

A BRAND NEW IPAD THAT COULD LOCATE ANY LAIR IN THE UNIVERSE!