The History of NL: The Trolls and the JumpMads - General Discussion Forum

Prof_Clayton · 2014-03-09T01:49:15+00:00

Idiot warning: (This is not a serious thread) I suppose it is now time for a long tale. A long tale, of long-like proportions, which will be long-winded, long-drawn-out, and will have you longing for a longer story. With that, our story begins: Long ago, before any of us were users here, or Tuesdays even existed, there was a giant white expanse in which nothing existed, except itself, and it did not even truly exist within itself. Suddenly, in the past, future, present, and every other time, atoms perfectly aligned, traveling at 9.8m/s² in every direction possible, and at the same time, they traveled in no direction. As these atoms perfectly collided one day, which was every day in existence up to that point, they created an explosion caled The Electricity. The Electricity infinitely expanded, and is still to this day, and creates all that is around us now. The Explosion first created an all powerful being to watch over us, a God if you will, known as Gates Bill. Gates Bill, born with all the knowledge of the universe, had ultimate power over everything, and yet nothing at the same time. Gates Bill quickly became bored however in his new world, and through hard work and determination, created The Internet from nothing, which was truly everything. The Internet is now where we truly reside, all of us. The Internet is our home, a large invisible sphere within which a universe was to be created. The Internet was created as a pure, white happy place, where everything was blank and infinite. Eventually, Gates Bill decided to modify The Internet, and place people within it in order to further progress the universe. After all, nothing existed besides God at the time. Gates Bill however, was a lazy God, who did not like to do anything much at all, so he created a diligent worker to create existence around him. This worker's name, was Antdi Ckens. Antdi was a devoted worker, who truly aimed to create the whole world, amd have it be a wonderful place to be. Antdi Ckens first created a planet called Nintendo Life, or NL for short, although there was no need to shorten it if everything was infinite, now was there? Antdi took NL, and spent one week placing important features for human survival within. Firstly, on Monday, Antdi created News Feeds, for people to fill their brains with knowledge. On Wednesday, Antdi created Forums, as places for people to live. Thursday saw the creation of Ninterviews, to provide the users with others opinions. Friday the process of creating User Profiles was completed by Antdi, and on Saturday Antdi created Writers and Moderators to fill in the website, the new world. Antdi's work complete, he rested on Sunday, before his life's work truly began. Antdi Ckens' new world of NL required users to occupy it. He created two users firstly, Emmy and LordJump, on that next Monday. Emmy and LordJump were to live here on NL, and remain pure and true. And they thrived, creating forum posts happily for many years to come. However, one day LordJump scrolled to the bottom of NL, only to notice a seperate, evil place created by Antdi: Push Square. Push Square represented all that was evil, and LordJump and Emmy were forbidden to enter. But one day, LordJump dared to go in to PushSquare, his suspense nearly killing him. LordJump glanced and saw the wonders of HD, the amazingness of the world consuming him. He convinced Emmy to enter as well, and they were beckoned in. However, upon enteting, it turned out to be a scam! The PushSquare website was just the words: U Mad? repeated infinitely. LordJump, from that day forward, became LordJumpMad, and his Madness was passed down to every generation of humanity! The timing, between Monday and Wednesday, was now to be called Tuesday. Tuesday, the days of Madness! Alas, Antdi noticed their absence, and hauled them back by their internet leashes. Appalled by what they had done, Antdi sent them off to inhabit the website alone, and went up to Podcast Heaven. Free to do as they please, LordJumpMad and Emmy spread their userbase to the incredible size of 40,000 over the next 5 years. Users created fought in Fan wars over who was right or wrong, and nothing was truly solved, as users were lost from the internet forever. Then, the Trolls appeared. Every Tuesday, Madness consumed the whole website, as trolls were brought into existence. Trolls would have been easily killed off, but they brought the deadly ads with them! And oh, the ads! These ads ravaged and covered large chunks of the world NL! LordJumpMad needed to stop this, and chose to do so on Tuesdays. Tuesdays became the worst days of troll's lives, but to LordJumpMad, it was just Tuesday. The trolls came in stronger however, largely in part to Emmy attracting too many users to the website, and Antdi's large improvements to the website. Then, a large dragon appeared, thebleakdragon. Thebleakdragon, or tbd for short, attacked all of the trolls, killing them all in one fell swoop. To be continued...

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