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Topic: The Bad Jokes Thread

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MoldyPasta

Hello! Ever come up with a bad joke that your friends/family will groan at? Well, I wanna hear them! Post all your bad jokes here! I'll start...

Q: What do you call a fake cockroach?
A: A mockroach!

Q: How do you read a botany book?
A: You leaf through it!

I was up last night, doing trigonometry, but I kinda went off on a tangent. While I'm on the subject, they should really put up a sine for Trig Road! Why? Cos it would really help traffic!

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Sherma

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gcunit

I was with some kids who were making up maths jokes recently, until it started getting out of hand. I said to them, "I oughta straighten you guys out, but I'm not your ruler".

You guys had me at blood and semen.

What better way to celebrate than firing something out of the pipe?

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

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